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Brandon

a disgusting filthy rat of a human being whos homophobic and gay
brandon shut up
by elelkweflkjfhldkjg May 31, 2022
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brandon is a bitch
brandon stfu your a bitch that’s why you dated Sophia
by crhis_p_bacon November 20, 2023
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Brandon

Brandon is the realist nigga you’ll ever meet he’ll rearrange you’re bitch guts ,with his big dick , Brandon’s are fucking icons
“Brandon” took me from my nigga yesterday
by Big duck monster November 21, 2021
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Brandon Boxley

Brandon Boxley is a hero for all proud EDL members across the Midlands. He has protected his house from all fags in a 50 mile radius by chopping all their dicks off. In addition to to this he has had sex with every women in the West Midlands, at the same time. The man has achieved incredible feats like lasting for hours at a time and just a single glance or whiff of his magnificent smell will immediately attract all women in a 10 mile radius to him.
Girl: OMG IS THAT BRANDON BOXLEY?

Brandon Boxley: Yes, clothes off now.
Girl: Of course daddy!
by Sjjehrhshaotks April 29, 2021
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Brandon Chong

The leader of the Hong dynasty, sworn to restore the greatness of classical china. Looks like 😝, also happens to be 4’3
Brandon Chong got trampled by a stampede of ants
by Kouch_Potato7 February 25, 2024
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Brandon Zachary

Brandon Zachary can't grow a beard. What an idiot
by LillieGazillie November 14, 2021
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Brandon

The greatest thing to ever happen to someone. Does whatever they can to make someone happy. Is always in the mood to help others and help bring someone up. They have beautiful eyes and a wonderful smile. Someone that you can be thankful for and always rely on. They are kind of a nerd, but it is what makes them so special. They are extremely smart but can be passive when upset. No matter how upset they get you can never stay upset at them cause they are so perfect.
by IloveB November 23, 2021
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