An expert at Bar-B-Queing.(Pronounced Bar-bee-que-er)
by J-Hoax January 20, 2011
Get the Bar-B-Queermug. A sports fan that relies on the most conventional opinion or intuition to predict the outcome of sporting events. Usually, this involves picking the team with the most popular players because of their assumed superiority over their opponents. The term draws off of drunken, opinionated barflies with antiquated knowledge of the sport in question. (abbrev. BSP)
ESPN.com writer and famous bar stool pundit Bill Simmons: "There's no way Brett Farve will fail to come through in the clutch. 24 interceptions this season? None of that will matter--it's the playoffs. The Vikings will win by 17."
by TPat the Dragon March 12, 2011
Get the bar stool punditmug. "Hey, you were so right about that gal, she's totally crazy!"
"Well, I tried to tell you!" "A chocolate bar and there you are!"
"Well, I tried to tell you!" "A chocolate bar and there you are!"
by Dream Weaver October 14, 2014
Get the A chocolate bar and there you are!mug. by allen g May 8, 2008
Get the Wine Bar Funkmug. a compacted squid bar is a triggered person that is craving toenails from how much stress that over came them
by toenail & toejam April 19, 2019
Get the compact squid barmug. What a man's penis might resemble after he performs anal intercourse with a woman who just ate a big bag of peanuts at the Cincinnati county fair.
"I took home this broad I met at the fair last night, it was going well until we had anal sex and my penis looked like a Cincinnati snickers bar when I pulled it out!"
by Madman Bedswerver April 26, 2023
Get the Cincinnati Snickers Barmug. A masturbation technique when a man virgorously strokes his penis, while sitting on his heels like a guitar player, when he reaches climax he most likely shakes as if moving an actual whammy bar
God, I was doing the whammy bar last night and I felt more tired then "Through the Fire and Flame" on expert
by Taveon March 10, 2008
Get the whammy barmug.