What the Shag

An alternative to the endlessly popular 'What the fuck', and a nice way to express surprise, disbelief or disgust with a bit of flamboyance. Some find the word 'shag' to be ugly in the mouth, but for those who are comfortable with using it, 'What the shag' can be a lovely addition to their foul diction.
"Hey, I just got plastic surgery to increase my ankle size."

"What the shag? Why?"
by Profanity Diction March 26, 2015
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What the must

“What the must” is a phrase to use when you are grossed out or confused.
A way to use “what the must “ is as followed,

Friend 1: “Look at Mr.Bills balls, I bet they are so hot and hairy.”
Friend 2: “That is so gross, what the must.”
by Justin205 February 14, 2022
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what the fizzy

slang for the elementary schoolers who are so cool but are too scared to say any bad word

often used by children in grades 3-5

if you use this ur so cool
1: i got 10 killz in fortnite last night brO
2: what the fizzy bro! youre insane!
by eggphobia November 20, 2021
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What the hmmmm

Venting confusion over your Asian friend getting angry over maths
by Choperrrr October 24, 2020
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What a mess

When you trying planning a surprise party for your bf and his twin sister, but his twin sister already invites everyone to go to Dave and busters for the same day, so you tell everyone to lie to her and say you can’t make it. But then your bf gets pissed no one can make it even though he himself didn’t want to go so you have to ruin the surprise and tell him and her the truth leaving everyone to chose between your boyfriend and his twin sister because she still wants to go to Dave and busters and then your bf’s younger brother gets involved and starts spreading rumors and telling people he’s pissed at people and taking sides so his gf and her friend get sucked into the drama.
“Let’s throw a surprise party”- some bitchwhat a mess that would be” - a bitch who knows better
by Jaxson12 March 30, 2022
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What a Warrior

Phrase used in competitive gaming to describe a player who "eat shots" and generally does not die because said shots are not registering on him/her. Mostly used to complain about said player.
P1: Dude, weak on their street.
P2: Yeah, I got'em.
*P2 gets killed on their street*
P1: What the fuck happened?
P2: Kid was eating.
P1: What a Warrior.
by Specks December 30, 2012
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What are friends

Something I don’t have😭
Somebody: “what are friends

Me: “something I don’t have”*cries*
by YourMumDamien September 25, 2019
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