When a farmer neglects to milk his dairy cows, and the buildup of milk causes pain and distress for the poor cow
Farmer Dave: Hey boy, did you milk the dairy cows yet?
Boy: The dairy cows? Why, I was busy tending to the chickens!
Farmer Dave: You fool! Haven't you any clue what you've done!? You gave my dairy cows, my pride and joy in this world blue udders!!!
Boy: The dairy cows? Why, I was busy tending to the chickens!
Farmer Dave: You fool! Haven't you any clue what you've done!? You gave my dairy cows, my pride and joy in this world blue udders!!!
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When someone is falling off of the floor, "Hold under Mike!"
When you grab the underside of something to grab on, and not fall of of.
When someone is falling off of the floor, "Hold under Mike!"
When you grab the underside of something to grab on, and not fall of of.
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Get the Over-Under mug.When a couple/family rushes to have 3 kids as soon as possible and has 3 of them under 3 at any given time. Very common in modern society by people who just want kids and don't care if they grow up with individuality. Only one of three will grow up normal with the others being jilted. It is commonplace in European nationalities.
Bebe: Daaaaayyum. She got 3 under 3 and now she's heading to the courts to get a divorce. I'm surprised they lasted this long.
Johnny: I think she did it intentionally. They were always struggling, she probably just wanted something to do..
Johnny: I think she did it intentionally. They were always struggling, she probably just wanted something to do..
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