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Jive Turkey

A term used in a phrase randomly which instantaneously causes dance.
Peterson: "Did you just call me a Jive Turkey?"
John: "LET'S DISCO!!!"
by Aspalar November 19, 2010
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Jive Turkey

A. Someone in a green house who thinks they know what theyre talking about but really.... they do not.

B. Someone who will suck another man's D for money or to get called up from B
Andrew thought he knew what he was talking about but in reality, he is a jive turkey
by obalsajiveturkey69 May 16, 2011
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Hot Turkey Sandwich

The act of eating brown gravy off of your sexual partner. Typically from his/her genetelia.

Particulary common during the holiday season, when gravy is most readily available.

Akin to the "open faced turkey sandwich", which is when you consume brown gravy from his/her anus.
"Your mother prefers that gravy is luke warm before I have my hot turkey sandwich."

This can be a very funny inside joke at the Thanksgiving dinner table.
by braisedporkbelly June 2, 2009
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wild turkey

When someone sticks four fingers spread out in a vagina and and the thumb up the butt. That person then wiggles their thumb and makes turkey noises, such as gobble gobble gobble. It can also be reversed with the fingers in the butt and the thumb in the vagina.
For thanksgiving your dad decided to give your mother a wild turkey.
by Mike Dog April 15, 2006
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Turkey Bum

one who is a tight arse
or just a douche
David Hernyk
by Steven Tono October 7, 2003
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Turkey Neck

The frozen neck of a thanksgiving turkey. Used as a fake penis to scare stupid girls at parties.
I walked in with my turkey neck and all the girls ran off screaming.
by marco December 12, 2003
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slammin the turkey

when some fat guy tries to masturbate by his arms are to fat to come together.
Ryan: hey look! that fat guy's slammin the turkey! im so hot
Drake: eww you're a wierdo!!
by someone better than you April 29, 2006
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