catching the crazy turkey

Having vigorous sex in a bed after capturing a wild turkey and killing a chicken.

You and Lindsay have been catching the crazy turkey over in her bed

by Stjimmy December 13, 2014

Russian Turkey Baster

When you cum around the girls vagina, Then you suck up the Cum, and then you spit it on her face.

Russian Turkey Baster

by milky Straws April 23, 2009

turkeys fly at midnight

code for when a females "lips" are hanging out of her shorts

susie's turkeys fly at midnight

by joseph jay June 06, 2007

Turkey Lurkey Time

A crazy song/dance number from the musical "Promises Promises". It is extremely catchy and the dance is a lot of fun.

It's Turkey Lurkey Time. Tom Turkey ran away but he just came home. It's Turkey Lurkey Time. He's really home to stay, never more to roam.

by Goolia22 November 16, 2010

Turkey Lurkey Time

A fun and extremely catchy song/dance number from "Promises Promises". The number, in the 1960's style, was a showstopper.

It's Turkey Lurkey Time, Tom Turkey ran away but he just came home. It's Turkey Lurkey Time, he's really home to stay, never more to roam.

by Goolia95 November 14, 2010

Catching the crazy turkey

To have sex while making strange bird like noises. Alternatively, this may also refer to an instance where you see a turkey, there is a jumbled chain of events, but hours later you end up having sex-- must be in a bed. Doesn't count otherwise.

Ryan: “Everyone knows where you've been. You've been catching the crazy turkey over there on Lindsay's bed”
Lindsay: "Yeah, we kinda go 'gobble gobble gobble' when we have sex."

by KingEm December 13, 2014

smoking the turkey

when you stick ciggerettes up someones butt

were smoking the turkey

by dave March 31, 2005