Toothpaste Foreskin

The flap of toothpaste that forms on the nozzle of a tube of toothpaste that has not been capped.

Rabbi Finkelstein used a tissue to remove the toothpaste foreskin from his tube of Colgate.

by Steinerwoodwork March 19, 2025

Toothpasting

Doing something impressive in a smooth, professional manner— like the consistency of toothpaste. Thus, toothpasting. Usually used in FPS game lobbies.

Ex.: Oh my god I just clutched that kill. I’m toothpasting so hard

by nyamunyamuchi March 28, 2025

Toothbri

The true plural of ‘toothbrush’. Logically, in the queens English. This makes the most sense.

‘Toothbrushes’ sounds forced, and just saying ‘Toothbrush’ doesn’t work in a plural sentence.

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Octopi

Toothbri

Liam: Have you seen the Toothbri?
TK: yeah, they are in the bathroom

Tom: do you need me to put anything in the suitcase?
Andreas: Just bring toothbri

by Lord Andreas II August 22, 2025

Toothpick Twink

'Toothpick Twink' a term used for a Twink that is rather Skinnier and Scrawnier than others

"You heard about Jimmy, yeah, he's quite a Toothpick Twink"

by CoachCoach12 September 2, 2025

Toothbrush Tom

A way to refer to Greg, emphasizing his love for toothbrush anal that he craves.

Stop being a toothbrush tom, fucker.

by Sean Feller September 16, 2025

tooth fairy

Your mom

The tooth fairy gave me 5 cents!

by TekbotYT September 26, 2025

Toothpaste on the floor

When someone finishes on the bottoms of their own feet (or their partner’s feet), accidentally or intentionally, causing a slippery, messy situation — like squeezing toothpaste out and letting it splatter all over the floor.

“Things got out of hand — I lost control and next thing you know, there was toothpaste on the floor. Had to grab a towel and apologize.”

by Angels naked April 28, 2025