Sam Kelling

To do a Sam Kelling is to act completely ridiculous while somehow being suave. One who pulls a real Sam Kelling radiates AWSOMENESS and SEX APPEAL from every cell of their body at the moment of the said Sam Kelling.

you: wow dude i cant believe you just did a model while jumping off mount everest and making fart noises with your knees!

dude: I know man i pulled a real Sam Kelling

by yoboochi April 29, 2009

sam (female)

usually very stupid and or dumb. not naturally blonde in hair but in mentality and usually dye it that color later in life to feel suited to ones personality. a sam most often receives poor grades in school and does their best to date a try-hard boyfriend. A sam is typically very immature and has very childish humor.

Hey did you see that sam (female) being dumb today?

by physiologist October 16, 2012

sinister sam

A mean looking but really harmless cowboy on Sesame Street, just like Bad Bart.

Catchphrase: "Alright, listen, you varmints. I was just over at the general store and I understand that some hombre bought the last box of crayons. But I wanna know Y".

Uh oh, everybody look here. Here comes the meanest hombre in the west, Sinister Sam.

by tyrulz August 1, 2014

Sam's Rule

A Sam, Samantha or Samuel is always right no matter the situation. This rule outlaws other rules of similar definition, and the creator of said other rule is by the holy decree of God declared a irreversible GAY

dude, you can't win against Sam, its "Sam's rule"

by gabelle July 8, 2020

Sam Coughlin

One of the biggest fucking pussies out there. Has committed over 300 felonies due to child pornography(sale and distribution). Also known as: Bird, Seagull, goon, Felon, Bernie, and Burnout.

Mom: "Yo look at Bird over there."
Kid: "Yeah he's such a goon"
Mom: "Don't grow up to be like him, he's such a felon."
Kid: "What's his real name?"
Mom: "Sam Coughlin"

by fsellig January 15, 2020

Sam Parsons

Kid who likes Naruto and is addicted 24/7

Sam Parsons: hey want to see Naruto thing
Me: what is that

by FAN OF TYLER 69 November 25, 2019

Samantha/Sam

Samantha is an idiot but she is also smart. She isn’t always easy to love bc sometimes it might feel like she doesn’t love you back but you can tell when she gets comfortable with you. She stays committed to her sports and she is very athletic. She is a very busy person so thankfully she later on learns to have friends that actually respect that. She is very beautiful and fun to be around.

Samantha/Sam: outgoing but also lazy person that is beautiful.

by I don’t know… June 27, 2022