A mid to late 30s white male with a receding hairline, and to top it off a head shaped like a thumb.
by Ladyford September 23, 2017

by keeen7 May 19, 2022

by iamtherealalberteinstein May 8, 2022

When a woman wears a left thumb ring it signifies she's a Lesbian, on the other hand, If a man wears a left thumb ring, it signifies he's gay.
Wow, she's wearing a Left Thumb Ring, no wonder all the gay girls are going for her.
Wow, he's wearing a Left Thumb Ring, no wonder all the gay guys are going for him.
Wow, he's wearing a Left Thumb Ring, no wonder all the gay guys are going for him.
by sharkmother September 14, 2022

Dave is constantly flooding pics of his crappy car on the Facebook group page. He needs the Likes. He's such a Thumb Junky.
by Bob Sweat February 20, 2018

by sussybaka38134821 June 13, 2022

by Scott Allen DeShields, Jr. May 20, 2021
