River Coochie

A freshwater oyster that sticks itself half out of the ground and flailes it’s coochie like lips from the side of its mouth.

Wow, did you see the river coochies out there ?

by Rcooch13 April 27, 2022

River

A River is a very shy but open person. It is usually hanging around with a load of crazy people. It also has a very short partner by its side. His hair is normally very long and gets in the way every minute of the day, he/she would need to always brush it back into its original place. It’s also a very much of an attention seeker and would do anything to get it. Also it’s partners name would normally start with an M.

Girl 1 : That River is a cunt
Girl 2 : Ennit

by RH._. November 24, 2021

river flue

Missing work and going to the river for a fun filled day while everyone else does your work.

Richie called in sick. I bet he has the river flue.

by Grphoenisimace July 28, 2017

South River New Jersey

A place where you don’t even know if it’s real or not for being in central Jersey and you will find so many white boys trying to be hood or gang. The school cares more about dress code than the boys bathroom who smells like acid with shit. You can’t even talk shit in portuguese or Spanish because everyone understands.

“South River New Jersey is not even real, it’s central Jersey”

by pooppooppoop September 21, 2021