Hate Day

The anti-valentines day. Happens every 14th of February. It is a time when groups of people come together to take the piss outta the hallmark day.

This year, 2006, Hate Day organizers have made up posters which mock Bob Geldof & Co.'s "Make Poverty History" slogan and ad styles.

The posters can bee seen in Temple Bar in Dublin City, Ireland.
by Andrew Carton February 08, 2006
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Word of the day

A random word of the day that Urban Dictionary makes the word of the day
I hope this is the fucking word of the day, I really hope this is the motherfucking word of the goddamn day
by TakaTakaTacos11 October 11, 2007
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305 Day

305 Day is celebrated in the city of Miami because of the area code for the city (305)555-5555. It became the official day to have a shot of cuban coffee known as "Cafesito" at 3:05pm by the City of Miami. #Cafesito305
305 day cafesito 305 305 Miami South Florida
by Struck305 March 05, 2014
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valentines day

In mafia slang, it is the day when executions are to be carried out.

See Saint Valentine's Day massacre for more. If it's on the UD use Google.
Some guy: It's Valentines day. I'm taking my wife to dinner.

Mafia guy: Tomorrow is the Valentines day. I have to buy more ammo.
by Slunjan July 18, 2008
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ASS DAY

A national day for your Lover

Smack there ass, fuck there ass, because it’s national ASS DAY
Today was ASS DAY, so I took my girlfriend”..
by JsjzksnxksksksAN November 04, 2019
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Mather's Day

the holiday celebrated on both Mother's and Father's Day by those single parents that have no actual children but only pets.

Permissible celebrations include cooking your favorite meal and feeding your pet from the table while you eat, forcing your pet to sit on the couch to watch a movie with you and buying yourself a gift, wrapping it and then opening it while you act surprised and thank your pet for the thoughtful gift.
Me and my dog sat and watched movies all day to celebrate Mather's Day this year. I'm preparing myself for when I actually have a child and we can celebrate Father's Day together.
by ernmoran May 09, 2011
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Failentine's Day

A holiday occurring on February 14th every year during which you realize you are, in fact, miserably single. For most people, they also realize that this hasn't changed since the last Failentine's Day (or Failentine's past). In addition to the self-pity that occurs, there is the constant reminder that other people are together and in love (usually in the form of red paper hearts and cupids decorating the walls of all buildings, all of your favorite stores having Failentine's Day sales, roses appearing in February and giddy couples walking down the street and holding hands/kissing).
Emily woke up to a text from her best friend, Andrew. It read HAPPY FAILENTINE'S DAY. Emily was then thrown into a depression about how alone she was.
by RileyMichael February 15, 2009
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