Man queef
/man/kwēf/
Vulgar Slang, North American
Noun
When men who regularly practice docking get air trapped in their enlarged urethra’s, eventually they must expel that air (typically after getting erect) in the form of a “man queef.”
/man/kwēf/
Vulgar Slang, North American
Noun
When men who regularly practice docking get air trapped in their enlarged urethra’s, eventually they must expel that air (typically after getting erect) in the form of a “man queef.”
by Th3RealPoopMaster9000 May 12, 2022
A high pitched fart that results from a man’s monumental efforts to tighten his anus during sex after a dinner that lead to extreme gas pains. The high pitch is the necessary differentiating factor from regular flatulence during sex. Like a female queef but in reverse, the female in this case is required to pretend it’s cute, regardless of smell. The high pitch demonstrates anus tightening warranting complete exoneration of the coutal male.
Oof. I let loose a man queef so bad that even she got grossed out. Good thing the pitch rendered it a queef.
by Daseinstruth October 17, 2020
by Welcome to college b October 23, 2018
A person who doesn't just enjoy queefs, but absolutely lives for the touch, taste, scent, and sound of a good, hearty quaiff. As is tradition.
by katzau July 03, 2016
by Jojo2023 December 24, 2023
by trapper pluh March 25, 2024
by 5yq November 16, 2022