Les Paul

Gibson's main guitar model. Designed in 1952. Most people think they sound great, however, in truth they have a muddy sound, weigh alot, and most have uncomfortably thick necks. All all fairly overpriced. Still a great guitar, though probably not as good as a Mark II Deluxe Mosrite.

Mick Mars of Motley Crue stopped playing Les Pauls becuase they are heavy and hurt his back.

by Mopar_Rules_Imports_Suck June 21, 2005

Logan Paul

Logan Paul is a white choch from Ohio. He owns a savage puppy named Kong, a colourful parrot named Maverick and a Psycho Dwarf named Evan ( aka Dwarf Mamba). He is the founder of the Logang, the strongest family on the internet. Logan Paul is overall awesome.

Person 1: Are you in the Logang?
Person 2: What's the Logang?
Person 1: LOGAN PAUL'S FANS!
Person 2: Oh, You mean Jake paul!
R.I.P Person 2

by L0gAng October 26, 2017

Paul Mitchell

Likes (LOVES) to shaft men in the shitter

LAD 1: something stinks of shit
LAD 2: must be paul mitchell
LAD 1: he fucks GUYS
LAD 3: he ploughed my anus / rectum

by HARRIS_1 May 1, 2009

paul wall

Some freaky-ass wigger with freaky-ass teeth and an annoying-yet-creepy smile that says "i'm secretly grooming your kids over the internet". Why so many "grills"? I've never heard him rap so I don't know if he has talent, but i know that those "grills" are the ugliest things i've ever seen. Why does he wear them? Is he a snaggle-tooth hick that needs a whole SET of falsies?

Paul Wall... his fucked-up metallic face scares my daughter

by Jackie June 18, 2006

les paul

A single-cutaway guitar made famous during the classic rock era. Unfortunatly, most modern players simply take advantage of the fat and muddy sound of the humbuckers to mask their lack of skill.

Crappy power chords are for les paul players. Screaming Hendrix melodies are for strat players

by Stratomaster July 16, 2006

sean paul

A more convincing than average wigger.

Nobody noticed that sean paul has white skin, because he just mumbles about shit through his songs and only duets with black artisits or people that look like street hoes.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 22, 2004

Chris Pauling

To have a lead in a series and lose. To not perform well in the playoffs. To get hurt in a crucial playoff game.

The Suns blow a 2-0 series lead to the Dallas Maverick’s in the 2022 NBA playoffs. Chris Paul had 10 points in game 7 then claimed to have a quad injury. Chris Paul was Chris Pauling.

by Randomreece215 May 16, 2022