by colson baker September 27, 2022
Get the jackson blairmug. A singer known as "The king of pop" but I also "The king of the kids" according to the documentaries I saw.
My friend: you know Michael Jackson right? The king of pop?
Me: And also the king of the kids? Because if so, then yes
Me: And also the king of the kids? Because if so, then yes
by Cli(n)t, the Gho(std) hunter/g December 10, 2021
Get the Michael Jacksonmug. Some heavy good guy way specks and purple hair absolute weapon so don’t try nothing with him or he will slash your windows and tan your tyres he is also a banging looking lad way a heavy good sense of humour and good style
Girl 1-see jackson he is banning
Girl 2-I know look at him
Xander-he Is heavy banning
Jackson-what you saying xander I will do u cause I am an absolute weapon
Girl 2-I know look at him
Xander-he Is heavy banning
Jackson-what you saying xander I will do u cause I am an absolute weapon
by Mad lad January 18, 2019
Get the Jacksonmug. Jackson "FatBoy" Smith is the fattest man alive, pure fat, no muscle. Everyone mistakes Jackson "FatBoy" Smith for corben because of how large he is. Every step he takes, you'll feel it all the way in europe, and people wonder why there is so many avalanches, but now we know who makes them.
Holy shit theres a earthquake, avalanche, buildings are all collIapsing at the same time, its a Jackson Hyrum "FatBoy" Smith!
by JJWHGHYUIOLKMNBGVFTGYUIK March 28, 2023
Get the Jackson Hyrum "FatBoy" Smithmug. When it becomes necessary for a man to use a shovel in any way during sexual intercourse for any reason.
"Hey man, how'd it go with my sister last night?"
"Amazing!! I even got to do a Jackson piledriver!"
"Right on, man!"
"Amazing!! I even got to do a Jackson piledriver!"
"Right on, man!"
by Mississippi d April 20, 2015
Get the jackson piledrivermug. Jackson is very nice and a very sweet person. They are kinda depressed and say they have no friends. If they say they have no friends say "Shut the fuck up!" and yeah. They can be assholes to but other than that he is very nice (WARNING! DO NOT date."
by dogiiiiiiiiiie January 6, 2022
Get the Jacksonmug. by hello broski June 19, 2019
Get the jackson barbourmug.