When you are flirting up a shawty and then a douche bag comes up and prevents you from motor boating her rack. Also a synonym for cock blocked.
Brian was getting major pussy when Britain, a pretentious douche bag, comes right in the middle of their banging and ruins everything for everyone. Brian has officially been rack jacked.
by Hadvar's pimp December 28, 2011
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The other night I got liquored up and barged into the ladies room like a jack fuck and took a piss in the corner.
by Anonymous September 18, 2003
Get the jack fuck mug.Is the opposite of comedy. He is a stand up comedian so unfunny, he actually makes you cringe. He is about as funny as an AIDs flavoured ice cream. He represents a new generation of comedians who are simply on TV because they are reasonably attractive to 14-year-old girls who don't realise what comedy is. He is one of the new comedians that don't need jokes, but just swearwords and prancing around a lot. His lack of talent, however, is not an obstacle for Jack, because his father is a high-profile talent agent formerly in charge of people like Judi Dench, and this basically means Jack inexplicably is present on every TV show despite being utterly shit.
Kid: Mother, there is a funny smell coming from the toilet.
Mother: Do you mean 'funny' as in shit, or 'funny' as in Jack Whitehall?
Kid: Arn't they the same thing?
Mother: Actually yes, but I wish the shit would get booked on 8 out of 10 cats more, as at least he has funnier material.
Mother: Do you mean 'funny' as in shit, or 'funny' as in Jack Whitehall?
Kid: Arn't they the same thing?
Mother: Actually yes, but I wish the shit would get booked on 8 out of 10 cats more, as at least he has funnier material.
by ozlehfewfhgg March 13, 2011
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Chad was cuddling Kiersten in the dairy section at the market until Maddison walked by in her daisy dukes and caused Chad to stop and start Jacking Off!
by SlopNChop December 8, 2016
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This camping trip's been a bear, I've had no time to myself. Things got so bad I had to take a Jack Duke in my friend's RV.
by snakepit7 February 10, 2005
Get the Jack Duke mug.The ninja jack. The act of jacking off silently (quickly in most cases) and without those around you knowing that you had even done so.
Usually refers to jacking off while someone is talking on the phone (I.e. a girlfriend calls and you rub one out while she talks about something random).
Usually refers to jacking off while someone is talking on the phone (I.e. a girlfriend calls and you rub one out while she talks about something random).
Girl: "Hey, so anyways my day blah blah blah"
Guy: "yup, sounds good"
Guy::touching himself/finishes::
Girl: "So- what do you think?"
Guy: "Sounds like a plan. We meet at your parents house for dinner tomorrow night"
Ninja jack successful.
Girl: "What's wrong- you sound winded"
Almost.
Guy: "yup, sounds good"
Guy::touching himself/finishes::
Girl: "So- what do you think?"
Guy: "Sounds like a plan. We meet at your parents house for dinner tomorrow night"
Ninja jack successful.
Girl: "What's wrong- you sound winded"
Almost.
by The Noob Tuber April 2, 2010
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