TRUCK GOD

A God you pray to over a semi truck. You pray to him for success, that your truck and trailer holds up mechanically to carry you through. You pray to him to have no breakdowns. Chip haulers pray to him a lot

I will pray to the truck God tonight that my day tomorrow is successful and safe.

by Cottageville cream cake May 21, 2022

two trucks

Two trucks having sex
Two trucks having sex
My muscles, my muscles
Involuntarily flex
Two trucks having sex
Two trucks having sex
My muscles, my muscles
Involuntarily flex
Two pickup trucks
Making love
American made
Built Ford tough
Two beautiful murder machines
American angels in the sky
Grown men cry
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
My muscles (oh), my muscles (oh)
Involuntarily flex
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
My muscles (oh) my muscles (oh)
Involuntarily flex
Right by my side
There's zz top
And Robert Z'Dar
From maniac cop one, two and three
This barbecue could bring you to your knees
And so could these two trucks
Two trucks holding hands
Two trucks holding hands
The passion, the passion
Is more than I can withstand
Two trucks holding hands
Two trucks holding hands
The passion, the passion
My big fat heart expands
Two pickup trucks
One cylinder block
Crush my body like a rock
So beautiful
No stars tonight
Just fireworks and eagles in the sky
The founding fathers cry
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
My muscles (oh) my muscles (oh)
Involuntarily flex
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
My muscles (oh) my muscles (oh)
Involuntarily flex
Yeah, yeah, yeah, ah-ah-ha-ha-ha, ah-ah
Two trucks having sex
Two trucks having sex

two trucks having sex

by IDONTKNOWHOWBUTTHEYFOUNDME May 22, 2022

Truck Bash

When you hit someone by the truck of a skateboard.

That kid said he had sexual intercourse with your mother, lets go truck bash him.

by nobitches3000 May 23, 2022

dump truck

someone who has a phat butt.

ex: Jennifer has a HUUUGE dump truck.

by gimmesomeofthatahhh June 1, 2022

MONSTER TRUCK

WHERE YOU FUCKING A FUCKING MONSTEROUSLY HUGE FUCKING TRUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

ME: I WANT TO FUCK A MONSTER TRUCK

FRIEND: ACTUALLY THAT'S MY KITTEN -

by HAHA THIS WEBSITE IS FUCK NUTS December 12, 2021

Ford Truck

The best all around vehicle for real men.

“Dude just bought a Ford Truck.” “No way! He must know what’s up!”

by JohnGalt95 December 29, 2021

Car Trucking

Driving around in a car. But still embodying the spirit and aditude of a trucker.

I'm out here car trucking today.

by Lankybird March 30, 2022