The son of Raptor-God. Born from the virgin Raptor-Mary. He got nailed to a wooden stake, he then ate the stake escaping an untimely death. He led the Raptor-Revaluation, Pwnd Hitler, Invented Nuclear physics, destroyed the dinosaurs for they would not follow his ways, AND took on: Freddie Kruger, Michael Myers, Jason, Alien, and Pretor... He won.
"Raptor-Jesus went extinct for our sins!"
"It's like witnessing the birth of Raptor-Jesus, having the young God look into your eyes, and he says his first words... and it's you name!"
"It's like witnessing the birth of Raptor-Jesus, having the young God look into your eyes, and he says his first words... and it's you name!"
by ILoveRaptor-Jesus16725 February 13, 2009
by PlasticMakesPerfect April 03, 2007
Someone with unholy knowledge of the internet, the only possible way they could know that is if they are in fact Internet Jesus.
Did Internet Jesus create the internet? They sure did, the prophecy states that one day Internet Jesus will return when the internet is most in need and on that day there will be memes made.
Did Internet Jesus create the internet? They sure did, the prophecy states that one day Internet Jesus will return when the internet is most in need and on that day there will be memes made.
by Internet Jesus July 14, 2014
A reference to a peace outside of the worlds's common reference to peace, usually used by Christian or "saved" urban youth to bring to remembrance the necessity to do what Christ has instructed.
Denotes an event or situation where grace or forgiveness is necessary to avoid negative confrontation.
Also used as a salute between members of common Christian belief.
Denotes an event or situation where grace or forgiveness is necessary to avoid negative confrontation.
Also used as a salute between members of common Christian belief.
Giving advice to walk away:
Ay man throw up that Jesus Peace and walk away man, its not worth it.
In Greeting:
Ay My Dude! Jesus Peace, wuzup?
A Call of Pride Representing Joy in having faith, in departing:
JEEESSUUZZZZZZ PEACEEE!!!!
Ay man throw up that Jesus Peace and walk away man, its not worth it.
In Greeting:
Ay My Dude! Jesus Peace, wuzup?
A Call of Pride Representing Joy in having faith, in departing:
JEEESSUUZZZZZZ PEACEEE!!!!
by thejA!RU April 14, 2009
An amount of a kind of object that is so great an amount that Jesus Christ would be unable to count the amount of items whitin his lifetime if he had lived to the ripe old age of 10 billion years old..
See also: Jesus Hot, Jesus Cold, Jesus Lot, Jesus Sweet, Jesus Late, and Jesus Early
See also: Jesus Hot, Jesus Cold, Jesus Lot, Jesus Sweet, Jesus Late, and Jesus Early
there were a Jesus Lot of people at the mall today. I mean, I had to break out my machete to hack through the crowds to be able to purchase Fable for the Xbox.
by not_michael October 11, 2004
A saying to be used to replace "Jesus Christ!" Often used throughout gaming and when one is surprised.
by ElStefano August 09, 2008
Cult group who believe jesus is the messiah. This group is made up of fanatic right wing christians who use subterfuge tactics to trick jews into converting to christianity.
by jim d April 07, 2007