thumb buddy

Someone who uses his or her thumb as a mutual part of the relationship. This can include constant thumbs up for a good job, or anal penetration.

"Dude, you have to do it, you're my thumb buddy!"

by dude man nice. May 14, 2009

Hershey Thumb

When your boss or co-worker sits around with their thumb up their ass all day doing nothing. Once it's time to go home they remove their thumb which the tip is brown, coated in doo doo, resembling a Hershey Kiss. Sometimes they have poor hygiene and toilet paper is stuck to it as well representing the niggly wiggly completing the appearance. In many cases of frequent laziness and constantly doing nothing the thumb will be permanently stained from the feces.

Hey Joseph you got another piece of candy I see you have one already? Nah Levi I been hiding in the back doing nothing as usual. My fingers are just stained and have the ol' Hershey Thumb now.

by I Am The Ferrett March 6, 2020

Kentucky Thumb

Plugging a hole with a thumb!

I shoved my Kentucky thumb in her hole to stop the bleeding.

by Butterplug May 20, 2021

John Thumb

Defined as the act of releasing one’s bowels in a manner where the shape of said excrement perfectly fits into the bottom of said toilet, plugging up the hole well enough to prevent successful flushing. Similar to the tale of the boy holding back a leaking wall with his thumb, this unintentionally shaped turd plug seats itself tight enough to hamper draining of thy marble throne.

Once I was finally able to push out that brown submarine from my ass, the dam turdpedo clogged my toilet so bad that my plumber said he doesn’t respond to JOHN THUMB service calls.

by Apologetic Shiek December 16, 2023

Thumb Justice

(1.)While you're having sex doggy style, shove your thumb in your partners ass.

"I was fucking her last night doggy and gave her that thumb justice"
"Keep talking that shit and i'll give you that thumb justice later"
"Not better then some good thumb justice"

by Hyviand September 15, 2022

San Francisco Thumb Punch

...the sexual act , by a male usually, of reaching around and inserting a thumb into one's anus, before pooping on the sidewalk,

I saw someone downtown on the sidewalk giving himself the San Francisco Thumb Punch. He must have been constipated because he was in there for a while...

by ThatsFuctUp September 17, 2025

kentucky thumb

A sex position invented by kentucky ballistics where one inserts his/her thumb down someones jugular

-Hey Nick, how is it going with your new girl?
*IDK man, she tried to get me into doing the kentucky thumb on her last night

by Joshkiej May 20, 2021