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Oliver

SExy white male who attracts any female to come apon his presents. he always has sexy hair and has a huge shlong. Im talking 50 inches soft and over 70 hard. he is the sexiest and most hot make u will ever meet. because he is so sexy and always had a huge dick his one tiny midget chunky friend always tries to make fun of him but because oliver is such a giga chad the words bounce off of him. he is also a very tall and skilled athlete and attracts the hottest of women.
girl 1: Omg, have u seen oliver the new kid
girls2: yessss, he is so sexy and tall i just want to bang him
girl1: omg yes his ick is so massive toooooo
girl2:ikr!
by sexy giga chad May 30, 2022
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Oliver

Oliver is a really good name and i love it. he is very funny and kind. he always answers the teacher and is very smart. he is very timid around girls and always is nice to girls.
OMG look at that boy he looks very smart and kind,He must be an Oliver!
by layrowl2011 August 21, 2020
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oliver perry

the most perfect person to ever walk the earth, even his imperfections are perfect it’s like wtf bro. he’s the most prettiest boy w the most prettiest smile snd the prettiest eyes. all around he’s just breath taking
oliver perry hot asf he could do whatver to me
by vvsslol July 20, 2021
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Oliver

I met Oliver in middle school and he was a lifelong friend after that. I wonder how he’s doing
I wonder how Oliver is doing
by polkadotpostits January 6, 2020
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Olive

Smh Olive is starting another World War again.
by sleeph0bic February 22, 2022
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oliver rowely

A autistic man who is obsessed with dicks and a good pornstar
Person: I got a big dick
Oliver: send some please
Person: You really want it oliver rowely ;)
by Harleyx October 20, 2017
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Oliver

The most retarded kid from band. This dumbass got his leg broken by another kid because he sucked so much ass at marching.
Me: "Oliver is such a retard"
Everyone else: "agreed"
by The_me_ February 13, 2022
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