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oven machine

A woman that “gets around” very easily to men. A baby making machine.
That woman is nothing but a oven machine, she makes them and then leaves them for someone else to take care of.
by Jeff storman January 14, 2025
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Turtle Machine

A machine that displays or creates turtles, see computer
"Hey man, have you seen that new turtle pic?"
"Not yet, haven't been on the Turtle Machine all day"

"Did you know some turtles are brown?"
"You're wrong, I asked the Turtle Machine and the brown ones are called "tortoise"
"Turtle Machine broke"
by Jeffi June 16, 2018
mugGet the Turtle Machinemug.

Breeding Machine

A type of sexual slang used for someone who can't stop making babies or having sex.
Wow! She is such a breeding machine!
by xenament July 10, 2024
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Perjury Machine

A$AP Relli; a person who continuously perjurers themselves while testifying in court
“Relli is the ‘perjury machine’” - Joe Tacopina (A$AP Rocky trial)
by luigi mangione’s wife February 14, 2025
mugGet the Perjury Machinemug.

Big John machine

Extremely expensive audio systems usually playing the song 'Big Bad John' in very high quality. Advertised on TikTok or other platforms.
What is that weirdly shaped thing? Ah, that's just my Big John machine *proceeds to play Big Bad John in high quality*
by KC-130 October 7, 2025
mugGet the Big John machinemug.

the big gay machine

The Big Gay Machine is Simone, and also possibly Kareem. Being the big gay machine is worse than being the big gay (being gay isn't bad though, only being The Big Gay or The Big Gay Machine is bad)
by supreme court of definitions September 23, 2020
mugGet the the big gay machinemug.

Natural machine word

The address size in the target architecture you compile your C program for, it used to be unsigned int all the time everywhere, now it’s unsigned long as of the amd64 aka x86-64 until we get 128-bit computers then all bets will be off in the LINUX KERNEL HELLSYUAH, but really it’s a size_t from stddef.h and oh shit dawg, that acid is starting to kick in and I feel funny
x86 has a natural machine word size of 32, and x86-64 has unsigned ints with a size of 32 (wtf?)
by Bad C dev November 9, 2024
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