California Almond Mound

Where a guy lays in a bathtub and thirteen or fourteen bitches (ugly or hot) shit on him till he’s swimming in the human shit waste.
After they have completed the task of filling the bathtub up with runny and chunky shit the man has to eat as much as he can to fill his stomach up. After that he then gags himself over the top of the toilet where new water comes in and flush the toilet then throws up the shit in the toilet. The toilet will then fill the toilet up with liquified shit and he has drink it all like a dog. If he is lucky he will get a couple of chuncks in it

I came back to my house and smelled what I thought was a California almond mound in my bathroom

by Big White Man July 04, 2021

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California crotch crickets

A female or male with an itchy or irritated pubic mound. Sometimes could be related to the sexually transmitted disease "crabs". Commonly caught in California.

Sally, my crotch itches. I think Jimmy gave me those damn California crotch crickets again.

by TheMindsI February 27, 2011

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Jinx California

Typically, 2 or more people will say the same word, phrase, sentence, etc. and then proceed to say "jinx" and count from 1 to 10. To save time, you can say "jinx california" because they already have 10 letters. The rules in regular jinx still apply here. Just that you can add "california" to the end of jinx to beat the person you've said the same word, phrase, sentence, etc. with.

"Shut up."
"Shut up."

"Jinx California! (skip counting 1 to 10 out loud)"

by Peacherino December 29, 2021

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