Swamp-Wonky

Swamp-Wonky defines any jury-rigged contraption associated with swamp living; because there is no such thing; or a creative reuse of recyclable materials used to accomplish a task in unconventional ways. For example, a traditional long bow does not have fishing rig attachments. A Swamp-Wonky solution is to tape an empty soda bottle to the grip, wind string around it, and tie the end to a fishing arrow. Now you have a Swamp-Wonky bow fishing rig!

A Swamp-Wonky solution to sailing in a swamp is to strap box fans to the back of a john boat. And Swamp-Wonky sailing is born!

by J-t-A July 28, 2025

Swamp

It can also reffer to your property / house

"Yo nibba don't touch my swamp." , "gtfo of my swamp."

by Honorable_Morsh August 13, 2018

Swamp Donkey

A not so rare breed of female that is chunky, stinks, and has loose gaped out pussy lips that hangs like sleeve of wizard.

Damn vato did you see that snapchat from the party last weekend? That girl esmeralda is a straight swamp donkey, she had 10 dudes filling her up and she was loving it!!

by FuckingTrickyBiscuit April 22, 2021

Swamp Cactus

theANGRY eX Lover Whome hATES Your Fucking Guts for cHOSING Her cHOOSEY '$i$tEr; Thee Exxx-Wife whome Took Half of Everything AMAN Earned JUST FOR BEING MARRIED TOO hIS UN-LOVABLE ASSA.; The Big Girl down thee street whome be a No-Fed-Mo-Ped ; A Phenominie found in Nature That Consumes all the good of its Enviroment and Then Wounds Anything that even comes close too it ; Thee Reason of Why Where The Wild Things Aare; .

"I hate that Swamp Cactus. ;

i married a Got-Damn Swamp Cactus. ;

by GoinInCircles December 29, 2023

swamp turtle

A gerentocratic member of government who has a reptuation for elitism, dishonesty, and possible clandestine backing from the permanent institutions of state and the bureaucracy, the military-industrial complex, or corporate lobbyists, popularly referred to as "the swamp."

I believe in truth and justice as the next guy, but the only way you this bill passed is by letting those swamp turtles water it down in committee and earmark it with pork.

by supersecretidentity May 20, 2022

Swamp Asians

Another name for any Southeast Asian person, like filipino ppl (ew)

Idc about what you have to say you filipino. You’re one of those “swamp asians”.

by No1kevingatesfan January 1, 2024

Swamp

The Minecraft biome that needs the most love. Slimes, orchids, lily pads, and filthy, disgusting remodeled oak trees reside there. The swamp is a treasure-trove of potential that most people don't realize they are taking for granted.

Aww man... why didn't they update the Swamp? I really want the swamp to be updated. Please update the swamp...

by MįńėçråftŠwämpŁøvêr November 17, 2019