The Strawberry Shortcake

The Strawberry Shortcake is when a man puts whipped cream on the tip of his penis and his partner sticks a strawberry up their rectum. then the person with whipped cream on their cock jams the whipped cream topped dick inside their partners asshole pushing the strawberry up their ass and back into their stomach leaving them constipated.

Man, me and Requis did the Strawberry Shortcake last night and now I’m constipated as fuck.

by FroZticShadow July 24, 2022

Expired Strawberry Yogurt

When you creampie your girl after barebacking a street hooker and finish in her, the pairing of chlamydia and your semen combines to make a strawberry yogurt looking liquid that has now caused her to get chlamydia as well.

Damian: Bounce that ass back baby
Emily: Ohh yasss, creampie me 😛
Damian: Awww shiii I'm boutta bust I'm boutta bust I'm boutta bust
Damian: Awwww hell nawww, my jizz pink
Emily: Yummy strawberry yogurt, *eats*
Damian: Nawww that's expired strawberry yogurt honey

by Samuelthehoe August 10, 2022

Used Strawberry

It's a strawberry that someone shoves up their anus and gives to another person as a chocolate-covered strawberry.

Person One: Ew, what chocolate did you use on these strawberries? They taste like shit!

Person Two: HaHa! Its A Used Strawberry!

by bgfutgkjhjghcyugkiuty September 7, 2022

used strawberry

it's a strawberry that someone shoves up their anus, and gives to someone else as a chocolate-covered strawberry.

Person one: Ew what type of chocolate did you use on this strawberry?

person two: HaHa! its a used strawberry

by bgfutgkjhjghcyugkiuty September 7, 2022

Fried Strawberry Crème Pie

Cumming in a girl who is on her period, while you’re extremely stoned.

I hit the Roor and then gave my girlfriend a fried strawberry crème pie last night.

by Charmon90 May 7, 2023

russian strawberry shortcake

When a man ejaculates into a woman's period blood and she then consumes said "beverage"

"Gave my woman the Russian Strawberry Shortcake"

by IdiotBoii September 1, 2023

Rotting strawberries

When a man has gangrene of the testicles, and they start to turn black and rot.

In which they begin to look like strawberries that are rotting.

I got a horrible case of rotting strawberries fresh from the vine.

My rotting strawberries smell really bad, and they are attracting fruit flies.

by CumCorpse October 6, 2023