Slowtivated

When a task takes longer then it should.

Mike was slowtivated today, took him forever to unload the semi.

by Fauxgamer February 20, 2023

Slowtivated

When a task takes longer by going slow.

Mike is Slowtivated today, took forever to unload a semi.

by Fauxgamer February 20, 2023

Slowbnoxious

A driver who drives abnormally slow, and slows everyone down but speeds up just before the light turns red and is the only one to pass.

Person 1: Is he moving or what?

Person 2: There you go, he passed just before the red light; what a slowbnoxious d*** !

by John Paragraph February 27, 2023

slowpizza1212

A fucking moron who makes wacky obscure references and hit puberty very late making all of his opinions invalid, he's basically a twitter user but without the liberal nonsense

Slowpizza1212 banned me from meme 1nc cause I was right in an argument

by Jadenharms1212 April 9, 2023

slowidious

Excessively lax about details.

Tarzan and Jane are a classic "opposites attract" example; in this case, a peaceable "fastidious vs. slowidious" coexistence.

by QuacksO May 20, 2023

Slowciety

A group of guys who can’t get out of high school, drive lifted truck with the mind set of they are cool as fuck, their truck is 1/1, and that they pull a lot of pussy. Though they think this their beliefs are untrue as they are gay as fuck, their trucks are like every other shit box, and bitches laugh at their awkward ass attempts to attract the opposition gender.

Woman 1: Look it’s Benny driving his Tahoe while playing Candy Shop through his subs.
Woman 2: Yeah he’s part of Slowciety, chances are soon he’ll flip out his tow mirrors to try and attract us.

Guy 1: That’s gay as fuck.

by bigdaddy694202 June 29, 2023

Slowy

When somebody acts slow like your best friend or family so you have to call them a nickname

friend: “whats 2 + 2 ?”

me: “how don’t you know what that is ? slowy “

by S1E44A July 22, 2023