Shave That Shit September

The time of year when your family and friends begin to encourage you to shave off the manly animal growing on your face that is still left over from the previous No Shave November.

Girlfriend: "Is that a small kitten on your upper lip?"
Boyfriend: "No babe, that's my stash left from No Shave November."
Girlfriend: "You must have missed the memo. It's Shave That Shit September, so shave that shit."

by Rae Dave January 16, 2009

16 september 1998

On this date, Pussy Slayers we're born all around the world, the assembly of pussy slayers is born

Damn do you remember the 16 september 1998 ?

by Lesex_austin October 15, 2019

september 2nd 1979

the day the funk died

september 2nd 1979 the day the funk died -old Gregg

by Nick3131313 July 9, 2009

September 2

September 2 otherwise known as national be a whore day is a day which during you act like the biggest whore in the world and increase you body count by tenfold

Hey Jessica its September 2 you know what that means its time to be whores

by Bruhtonium September 1, 2020

September 26

National Get Broken Up by Your Girlfriend day

"Its September 26, do you know what that means? It's national Get Broken Up by Your Girlfriend day!"

by loltrolledlol July 31, 2021

11 September 1965

Our world leader Bashar Hafez al Assad was bron on this glorious day

Did you know it’s the 11 September?
Yeah it’s the day Bashar was born suck dik
11 September 1965:

by Bassad December 7, 2021

Stop swearing September

You can’t swear for the whole month of September No balls you won’t do it

Stop swearing September

Guy1:fuck off dipshit

Girl1:you fucking idiot lost Stop swearing September

Guy2:you both lost haha
Girl2:looks like I win

Guy2: I’m still here

Girl2:if you don’t swear I’ll break up with you

Guy2:Shit don’t

Everyone else:you lost Stop Swearing September

Girl2:seems like I won now

by THEYSMARTGUY November 9, 2019