St. John's jaw

A painful and elocutionarily debilitating medical condition originally identified among pederastic members of the Brothers Hospitallers of St. John of God, brought on by compulsive fellatio performed on unwilling minors.

A doctor's office in 1974...
Doctor: Well, Brother, what might the problem be today?
Patient: Humph-haugh-haugh-maugh-hinh.
Doctor: St. John's jaw again, is it? That's the third time this year, Brother. You really must give it a rest.
Patient: Rhaoum-haugh.

St. John's jaw by doonga November 7, 2013

St. Mary's Cradle 

When your penis is large enough to be tucked under your balls thus looking like your penis is holding your balls in a basket

Shane: Hey look at my penis it totally makes a St. Mary's Cradle .

Thomas: Put it away you fool, there are women here!

St. Mary's Cradle by Crazy fish May 5, 2014

St Thomas 

A crime written project in new Orleans home of murder drugs robbery one of the nations most crime written housing development in uptown 10th Ward new Orleans

Also home to the beginning of Bounce Music

Say bruh come to the St Thomas for the Second line Ya heard me

RIP DJ IRV

St Thomas by St Thomas May 8, 2014

St Valentine's Day Massacre 

(Referencing Al Capone's Valentine's Day Massacre of 1929)

When you break up with your girlfriend on St Valentine's Day.

If you are not a misogynistic son of a bastard do not commit a St Valentine's Day Massacre on your girlfriend.

St Valentine's Day Massacre by Uncle Dimma September 24, 2014

st valentines scare 

1) A method to end any relationship by declaring love.

2)Making a declaration of love so deep and gushy the recipient never wishes to see you again. Effectively ending any relationship.

1) Alice used the St valentines scare and told john she couldn't live without him. Never seen someone run for the hills that fast.

2) When you need to get out of a too platonic relationship, you pull the love card and use that as an excuse to end the relationship. "I'm too in love with you, i can't be around you anymore"

st valentines scare by brutusthethird June 17, 2015

St. Nick 

The big fat white jolly man known as St. Nick.

Another name for Santa is St. Nick.

St. Nick by Fr33babyd March 14, 2016

St. Martin 

A seemingly awkward guy who has good values and manages to get a girlfriend that is way out of his league.

That girl is a 10, and her boyfriend is a 5, he's a St. Martin.

St. Martin by camro11 October 8, 2016