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Simp Swipe

When your on tinder and "swipe" on a hot girl and tell them they are sexy, just for them to ghost you and never text you back.
Faith just simp swiped me after I tried to hook up :(
by connerpppp November 1, 2020
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Mega Simp

Grant is a Mega Simp for anime girls.
by Nice Cut G October 1, 2020
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Jon is a Simp

When Jon simps for Trin so much, you just have to say it
Person 1: Jon loves Trin too much!
Person 2: Its confirmed, Jon is a simp
Person 1: WTF
by Caleb Is EPIC October 16, 2020
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Chocolate simp

Someone who simps just for a piece of chocholate
Oh dude look at him he's being a chocolate simp
by Bunkertard June 28, 2023
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Simp-ly

Rola: ugh Sarra is so annoying.
Jannah: what did she do?
Rola: she spent all night simp-ly talking about her crush!
Jannah: the one she said she didn't like anymore??
Rola: that's the one.
Jannah: what a simp!
by Simp-lySarra February 11, 2023
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Pigeon Simp

Pigeon simps are even dumber than regular simps. They are on the pussy to prison pipeline and don't even know it. Pigeon simps are manipulated by queens to commit crimes and even murder. All in the hopes of getting their dicks wet Pigeon simps hang out at bus stops, convenience stores and other NPC public places acting tough, talking shit, trying to intimidate other pigeon simps by bragging about all their bitches, hos, pussy they don't get, getting into fights with other pigeon simps, going to jail with other pigeon simps. Pigeon simps are used by gangs to do low level pawn things they will get arrested for. Chad simps are one step up in the pussy casino, but the house always wins.
Mayn, dat nigga called me a pigeon simp cause i did time for pussy. What the fuck is a pigeon simp?
by Left Wing Fascist May 7, 2023
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Lerma simp

the biggest simp of simps , often likes to make up stories and try to make himself look better so girls can be more attracted to them.
Boy 1 : Dude did you hear what he was just saying ?

Boy 2: Dude , I know he’s saying stuff he’s never done before and never will.

Boy 1: He’s such a Lerma Simp dude .
by AJA October 30, 2019
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