She be chewin on my five till we gum

She be chewin on my five till we gum

"She be chewin on my five till we gum"

by She be chewin on my five till May 13, 2024

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021

She-Tard

A woman who by all physical accounts looks to be normal but is VERY stupid. A female who makes stupid decisions constantly and the only reason she’s prob not dead is most likely men in her life have saved her repeatedly from consequences.

Dude, did you hear about Kim? She met a guy at a bar and left with him alone then got robbed. What? She’s lucky she’s not dead. She should know better, what a she-tard!

by Fo-Sho-Nuff November 12, 2025

she-b-do

She-b-do is a slang used for any situation. Something awesome just happened? Say "she-b-do". Someone asked you a question and you don't know the answer? Say "she-b-do". It's a phrase for any moment.

K- "Yay, I just got my license!"
M- "She-b-do"

Mrs. J- "Class, we have a test today."
Students- "Ugh, she-b-do."

by IamSpartan October 3, 2011

Unironically she mid ash

Unironically she mid ash

Unironically she mid ash

by Unironically she mid ash May 27, 2023

I bet she

“I bet she” is often used vaguely by internet microcelebrity/EX “OkayBuddyHetero” user CEO Of Simps (also known as Ceo, Ansari, Imsorry, and retard) to signal that he is currently thinking about a girl that he is romantically interested in. It is often used as a follow up to an existing comment by another person

“I bet she”
“I wonder if she”

Lizzgot: “Yo Imsorry my ass really hurts today”
Ceo: “I bet she”
This would signal that he is thinking about her ass now

by LizardWizard357 April 11, 2024

Eliza is the best class president ever in the whole world I praise the ground she walks on

She's amazing. Also used to send the 25 questions which I have no idea about.

Person 1: Eliza is the best class president ever in the whole world I praise the ground she walks on
Eliza: Wow so true here are the 25 questions

by ionlyseemygoals_ September 25, 2023