Single man's ring

The circular imprint that develops in the skin of a wallet when a single man has carried an as-yet unused condom in it for too long.

Even after removing the contraceptive wang-sleeve (usually due to expiration rather than use), the single man's ring will usually persist for months to come. Upon close inspection, the single man's ring may occasionally be found pressed into banknotes and jeans pockets.

Wandering the bars on Wednesday night, Pete realised the single man's ring which had developed in his wallet announced to all bartenders that he was wedded to the sadboi life.

by daltonjfk October 26, 2019

Hump Ring Ships

A kinky fanfic for one of your ships that got/ is getting/ or whom you would like to get married (to).

Please stop writing 'hump ring ships' about me and my boyfriend, we aren't getting married.
Yeah well this fanfic says otherwise.

by Crippples Last Dance April 15, 2015

Water Bottle Ring

When someone gives you the ring of a water bottle,you have to marry them.

Person 1:Hey look what I have *takes out water bottle ring*Here!*gives person 2 the ring*You now have to marry me!
Person 2:I- Ok then-

by Ezla July 2, 2021

Russian wedding ring

A pair of knuckle dusters. This is in reference to the domestic abuse problem in Russia currently.

Yo, nigga get me a pair of Russian wedding rings to beat this bitch Nathan

by GreyTheHuman March 7, 2020

Spicy cheese ring

When uncircumcised schmegma build up becomes infected, causing blood and/or puss to mix into it. Often results in a hampered gate while walking.

Did you notice the way he's walking today? He needs to do something about that spicy cheese ring he's got.

by Hotline Deebo April 24, 2023

Irish wedding ring

A set of brass knuckles.

Todd got beaten up by some thug wearing an Irish wedding ring.

by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks June 5, 2023

faux-gagement ring

A ring that a single person, usually a girl, wears on her left ring finger to simulate being engaged in order to prevent being hit on or to stave off general unwanted attention.

Guy: Hey, are you seeing someone?
Girl: **Obviously disinterested, shows faux-gagement ring** Yea, I am. Sorry.
Guy: Oh, never mind then.

by 327 Nubian November 22, 2011