retarded left

When a grown person can't distinguish right from left, right becomes his/her retarded left.

"Which one is it?"
"The one on the left."
"This one?"
"No, that's your retarded left."
"Oh."
"You're such a retard."
"STFU, asshole."

by JDBJr December 1, 2006

retarded hooker

Retarded Hooker means your a retarded cheap ass

my father is a retarded hooker

by jim jackson May 28, 2008

you are a retarded

The way retards who haven't heard of grammer say: you are a retard.

Guy A:i do not agree with you
Twinty: lol then you are a retarded
Guy B:that grammar... lmao

by Remi1001 April 18, 2018

Retard Hands

When you play one video game then try to switch to another game but your hands don't do what you want them to.

Dude, I keep throwing a grenade when i try to reload, what's up with that?
You have retard hands..

by Ferrisfreshie February 4, 2010

retarded boxer

The dance move that is done by white males that think they are good dancers. This move consists of the guy balling up his fists, keeping them at mid chest level and rolling their shoulders forward. Giving the effect like they are some kind of boxer.

"Check it out! Steve's doing the retarded boxer!"

by CanadianRob October 2, 2006

retard baby

someone who is stupid or does stupid things
babies are retarted
people who act retarted are retard babies

"Retard baby, that says 300, not zero" Shoshana said to Guerin
"I can't believe you showed the cake with penises drawn all over it to a teacher, you retard baby!"
"William Estes is the biggest retard baby i know"

by g ho October 30, 2007

retarded ballerina

a retarded ballerina is a ballerina (best portrayed in Rihanna's Umbrella video) which creeps along on its pointed toes and struggles to maintain balance on the small appendages. A deformed, retarded ballerina is one that is missing some or all of its toes and fumbles around on partial or complete stubs of their feet. They normally smell like rotting onions and have extremely long tits.

Mitch-Dag son... here comes that fuckin' retard ballerina again I say we kick it in the toes and hope it falls over

Tom- Nahh son thats a "deformed retarded ballerina" it doesn't have many toes to kick... lets lead it towards a pothole, then it will definately trip.

Mitch- Sick Plan ...get the shovel

by Salad tits cockney June 13, 2007