fun to play with not to eat

An average looking girl you would have sex with, but wouldn't go down on.

Kelsey is fun to play with not to eat.

by CMan111 July 30, 2016

yo wanna play cod zombies?

A phrase said when you really need a partner in cod zombies but it's been a decade since the game released.

"Yo wanna play cod zombies?"
"Cold war?"
"Nah world at war"
"Don't have it."
"Oh"

by E2Nova December 4, 2021

Slow Kids At Play

Slow Kids At Play is a webcomic loosely based on the life of Bobby Dean and Dustin Beauchamp in Austin, Texas. The two guys along with their unlikely friend Mortimer, a crazy maniac penguin bent on world domination, and Bobby's girlfriend Amanda, a crazy maniac women bent on Bobby domination, regularly save the day from the strange and fantastic things that threated the world. Every Monday and Friday, Bobby and Dustin can be seen fighting the evil government organization S.C.U.B.I.D.U. (Secret Continental Underground Bureau for the Investigation of the Diabolicaly Unnatural) humiliating public icons, and rapeing pop culture.

Written and Maintained by Bobby Dean
All Art and Graphics by Dustin Beauchamp

Slow Kids At Play is copyrighted by Bobby Dean and Dustin Beauchamp - 2006

Any use of the characters or their likenesses must be done so with the express written concent of Bobby Dean and Dustin Beauchamp.

All logos, characters, and images are trademarks of Bobby Dean and Dustin Beauchamp and may only be used with their permission.

Slow Kids At Play - SlowKids.net

by Dustin Beauchamp September 7, 2006

Extended Play

The predecessor of the gaming show XPlay that was on what used to be TechTV.

Did you see last nights Extended Play?! It rocked!

by Mental Lee ILL December 30, 2005

Shower Play

Occurs at the end of a double date between two males and two females. If one male is dissed or not engaged by his female and leaves, the other male can try to entertain and satisfy both females by getting them to have sex with him in the shower. Derived from Power Play as in Hockey.

When Ted left after being told Melissa wasn't attracted to him, Bobby knew that Melissa and Stacy were on the Shower Play.

by Auxirock January 1, 2012

Triple Play

The Triple Play involves sitting down on the toilet, and participating in: urinating, defecating, and masturbating. Thereby, as is the act in Baseball, by making a Triple Play one has performed the act of making three outs in the same continuous play.

Person 1: Woah! What took you so long in there? I don't know anybody who takes that long in the bathroom!
Person 2: Well, I was performing a Triple Play..
Person 1: ...Awkward.

by revilo56 February 20, 2011

3rd degree ass play

Slang for ass rape in the heat of the moment. Used by darker races, in plea bargains.

A.A. Ron: Damn, the man always keeps a nigga down with dat 3rd degree ass play!

Lawyer: I think you mean 3rd degree rape.

A.A. Ron: Nigga, I know what i said.

by Kanbay December 19, 2013