The Church of Piss

The church in which those who sit around it are mesmerized and are turned in to a transcended form. It is stated that those who come to the church every Tuesday instead of eating tacos are rewarded with a cup of piss in there hand within a chalice. Those who receive it may drink from the chalice and they may see a blessed video of the legend himself known as sodahead 13.

"What are you doing today?"
"I'm going to the church and try and get some piss."
"Oh, the Church of Piss!"

by haha pee pee uh oh stinky poo September 30, 2019

Pissful thinking

You think you will get somewhere faster because you have to piss.

*drunk* I think the subway will only take 5 min.

**10 min later**
Well that was pissful thinking.

by Pissant August 23, 2019

zombie piss

Is a reference in movie called the wraith. It is referring to the brake fluid that skank drink

Packard Walsh: Skank, do me a favour will ya? Get rid of that zombie piss you're drinkin' before it turns you into a mushroom!

by callmethemotion October 23, 2017

lil piss

Lil piss is lil pump because he is an untalented piece of unicorn, fairy floss hair trash.

Lil piss can piss in my ass

by amanda hug and kiss!! November 15, 2017

pissed off

Gone away, disappeared

That little shit has pissed off in the boat again .
The bum has pissed off to the beach

by jonmarksearle May 5, 2016

Pickeld piss

The smelly smell you define when you encounter the musk of an old coconut and bad mustard sauce. Generally noted in the Fort Worth area, this smell is one of a kind that only Texans can relate to.

Y’all smelled that Uber drivers car, it smelled like pickeld piss! I almost vomited!

by Dwight blue Zonewaters February 6, 2018

Piss tea

When you have to piss really bad and you piss on some tea

Bill: oh cwaka waka I gots 2 piss
Jim: just make piss tea

by Urinal_goblin December 24, 2020