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Lumberjack Pancakes

You begin by violently banging a hooker in the ass from behind, and I mean VIOLENTY! Pull out, flip her over on her back, and put her feet behind her ears like she’s in the “Happy Baby” yoga pose. Once she’s in this position and her balloon knot is exposed to the sky, sit on her so your holes are aligned like the stars. Using her as your own personal toilet, purge your bowels into her back alley. Now slide your schlong back into her poop chute and continue ramming until you blow your jizzy load into her exhaust pipe . Have the hooker do jumping jacks for about 30 seconds to mix it all up, but make sure she’s flexing that sphincter. You don’t wanna lose that ooey-gooey goodness before you can get a pan to catch it.

Refrigerate for at least 90 minutes. Now this newly created "batter" can then be baked to make lumberjack pancakes.
Me and my buddy Tally found a skank on Las Vegas boulevard and paid her $50 to let us make some batter. In the morning we made lumberjack pancakes for the boys. Happy, Flank, Fanny, and E enjoyed a delicious homemade breakfast.
by ra2or October 4, 2023
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pancake

A person who researches and documents video game mechanics and glitches in great technical detail, esp. as it pertains to beating a video game with as few A presses as possible.
This pancake just saved an A press by knowing exactly how ledge grabs work.
by mathfreak231 February 8, 2021
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Pancake

A circular disk of sustenance, usually coating a sugary syrup composed of maple.
by Remathen June 15, 2021
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bacon pancakes effect

The bacon pancakes effect is the growing lack of mental capabilities which slowly effects any and all who interviene in discord conversations within the confines of the titular server.
Hey John, how've you been this fine day?
Dude gtfo with the genocide jokes already im done. Done!
Wtf's wrong with you?
Do you seriously not remember last time we talked, it started witth casual normie bullshit and ended in genocide, im not into it Jack, piss off.
Dat bacon pancakes effect tho.
by ShikBlue October 18, 2017
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Mud Pancake

forcing a woman who is riding you, to take a dump in your belly button and stomp it with her ass cheek until it forms a pancake
i made laura give me a mud pancake, it was amazing!
by bleachkool May 7, 2024
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Pancakes

Interspecies sex in a science fiction story normally from r/hfy
Oh sweet this story has pancakes
by Stuffingthing July 30, 2021
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