Something only a stupid ahh mf named Samad Atifi would attempt to pull off. Bagel rizz never ends well and almost always results in being laughed at in public. Bagel rizz includes the act of asking a bitch if she wants a bagel in hopes to pipe.
by DontBeatWomenPlz May 6, 2024
Get the Bagel rizzmug. Person 1: Damn, Tommy is Rizzing with all the girls tonight.
Person 2: I know I wish I can Rizz like him.
Person 2: I know I wish I can Rizz like him.
by Rizz University October 7, 2022
Get the Rizzmug. AKA majestic rizz, this is a condition that only 1 in 10,000 males possess the genetic code for. This type of rizz can be fatal if not exercised with self-control. Mythical rizz can cause women to fall in love at the snap of a finger. The special men who have mythical rizz abilities often must wear sunglasses or masks to cover their identity. When such a man does not cover himself, he has to deal with hundreds of women and even men throwing themselves at him daily.
Everyone thinks having mythical rizz is a dream come true. But for me, it's made my life a living hell. I can't walk 10 feet without a woman offering me hawk tuah. I really don't wish this upon my worst enemy.
by I Thik U Stupid December 8, 2024
Get the Mythical rizzmug. When a guy (with traditionally negative rizz levels) is socially awkward when talking to a girl, but for some unexplainable reason, the girl ends up liking the guy. Usually doesn't work.
Guy 1: "Did you see how I totally fumbled that joke with Sarah? I don't think she realized I was kidding about eating crickets as a way to combat my chronic vitamin d deficiency, which I was also kidding about."
Guy 2: "Dude, relax! You were pure charm- that's that awkward rizz at work. It will work with the right person when the time comes."
Guy 2: "Dude, relax! You were pure charm- that's that awkward rizz at work. It will work with the right person when the time comes."
by michael.e.scott February 13, 2024
Get the awkward rizzmug. Ryker: Would it be sus of me to have rizzed too gone from source and accidentally rizzed up a sussy little tartaglia? We're going on a date this Friday and I'm feeling real silly 'bout it.
by Bluem00n May 22, 2024
Get the Rizzmug. Rizz god means massive rizzz a person that had massive rizz i know is Romeo he rizzes up Isis all the time
by The real rizz god December 27, 2022
Get the Rizz godmug. The kind of rizz you need and pull out when the opportunity to interact with someone attractive catches you off-guard, especially when you have a very small window of time to interact with them. The Swiss Army knife of rizzes.
Drive Thru Worker 1: "Bro why didn't you get that fine girl's number?! You might never see her again!"
Drive Thru Worker 2: "I know dude. I wasn't expecting to see someone like that here right now. And also I was focused on getting her order right, so I just couldn't think of anything in time."
Drive Thru Worker 1: "Mannn you gotta expect the unexpected. Can't get caught flat-footed. You need to get you some pocket rizz."
Drive Thru Worker 2: "I know dude. I wasn't expecting to see someone like that here right now. And also I was focused on getting her order right, so I just couldn't think of anything in time."
Drive Thru Worker 1: "Mannn you gotta expect the unexpected. Can't get caught flat-footed. You need to get you some pocket rizz."
by dereksn April 15, 2023
Get the Pocket Rizzmug.