retarded hooker

Retarded Hooker means your a retarded cheap ass

my father is a retarded hooker

by jim jackson May 28, 2008

flame retardant

Person or object used by males to block advances from memebers of the same sex.

I had to go to a gay bar with my friend Christopher the other night so I invited my friend Laura to go and pretend to be my girl friend and act as a Flame Retardant.

by SI_ex_pat February 8, 2010

Quality Retard

There are some idiots, then some idiots who really can't function. The cream of the crop, they lack basic understanding of a subject, yet attempt to look down on people with that understanding.

Some people are arguing in parody about politics in order to make fun of the Republican party, but then the quality retard patronizes the people about politics, when it's obvious they don't know anything about politics or the Republican Party.

Someone who walks into a hospital room and amicably punches his friend who just got a whole host of injections in the punched arm.

Someone with birth defects, but not enough that you actually feel bad.

by Eric Chaperone August 11, 2010

you are a retarded

The way retards who haven't heard of grammer say: you are a retard.

Guy A:i do not agree with you
Twinty: lol then you are a retarded
Guy B:that grammar... lmao

by Remi1001 April 18, 2018

Retarded Seal

A retarded seal isn't really a seal. He's accually an asshole who dosen't say hi to you when you say hi to it/him. Retarded Seals are quite stupid ovbiously from the name. They usually have jew-fros and say "WHAAT?!" all the time. Retarded Seals also have Type 1 Diabetes along with ADD. They are sad poeple with very big eyebrows who might just be loners for the rest of their lives. They also usually walk around school thinking they're the shit. Retarded Seals also have the tendency to have really stupid and annoying laughs and they absoutley positivley do not know how to spell for their lives.

Alice: "Did you see Mark today?"
Rian: "Yeah, he was a total Retarded Seal."
Alice: "I know...he failed his spelling test too."

by i love strawberries(: <3 June 8, 2011

retarded boxer

The dance move that is done by white males that think they are good dancers. This move consists of the guy balling up his fists, keeping them at mid chest level and rolling their shoulders forward. Giving the effect like they are some kind of boxer.

"Check it out! Steve's doing the retarded boxer!"

by CanadianRob October 2, 2006

Retard Hands

When you play one video game then try to switch to another game but your hands don't do what you want them to.

Dude, I keep throwing a grenade when i try to reload, what's up with that?
You have retard hands..

by Ferrisfreshie February 4, 2010