Fuck Your Neck

NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH A THROAT FUCKING. THAT'S AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT SITUATION.

a) a direct, forceful impact to the neck of an opposing individual. Usually with some level of hatred and/or malice, hoping the intended victim is immediately taken out of the game.
b) a comment made to someone, usually a friend or acquaintance, as to convey to them your displeasure in their actions by eluding to the possibility of an impending fuck your neck.

c) also used as a "Flying Fuck Your Neck". A flying fuck your neck is the same only generally from a place of elevation in a downward angle with increased malice and intent to take the neck clear the fuck out of the game.

a) You almost ran my motorcycle off the road, get out of your car Kevin/Karen, I'm going to fuck your neck.
b) Hey Jeremiah, fuck your neck! Or Hey, bro...your neck...fuck it!
c) I'm fitna climb on this chair and give you a flying fuck your neck Kyle. Keep fuckin' up, "Say what again, mother fucker! Say what again!".

by Preacher:TheDudeAbides June 25, 2022

Mississippi Neck Brace

While a woman is receiving oral from a person, she wraps her legs around their head and farts. Her legs form a neck brace making it impossible for the person to break free.

I had to shave my goatee because it still smelled like that Mississippi Neck Brace she gave me the other night.

by Slobknobbins July 20, 2017

classy v-neck

A v-neck which doesn't have a very deep "v." Often mistaken for a regular shirt unless the wearer calls attention to it. Also called "classy-vs" for short.

Woah, thats a pretty classy v-neck you're wearing today, Tom!

by fuckvtec April 25, 2011

necking them back

Pronounced ‘Neckin em back’. To be seen to drink alcohol, usually in the form of beer, fast and in quick succession. A British, perhaps local to midlands region saying and definitely misconstrued to US population as a sexual inuendo (fellatio).

Wow, she was really necking them back tonight. Good work!

by Wadded January 8, 2019

Turkey Neck Sandwich

An erection in the likeness of a turkey neck smothered in underwear making a turkey neck sandwich.

I asked a girl at a party if she would like a turkey neck sandwich.

by Captain T 27 January 7, 2012

Chicken Neck

Allergic reaction to flea bits, that makes a cat looses fur around their neck.

oh Shit!! I have to take Tuck to the vet to get a shoot to cure his Chicken Neck.

by Jennifer McGlinchey August 10, 2008

Milwaukee Neck Tie

This fashon anomaly occurs when a beer consumer spills a nominal to large quantity of beer or malt liquor down the front of their shirt, leaving a spill in the location of a neck tie. This is largely seen while drinking out of a plastic cup or mug. This is viewed as a waste of beer, or a badge of honor among different social circles.

My buddie was so happy to be at Miller Park that he chugged his beer, leaving a Milwaukee neck tie on his shirt.

by OC_Sandman October 5, 2009