Muffin boy

One who is of semblance to a muffin, therefore making them a stupid lonely muffin boy, your parents hate you, die

Ivan anderson you are a fucking muffin boy

by Saeder August 01, 2020

huffin muffin

A muff that is soo nice you just want to get down there and take a deep breath and enjoy the scenery

Bro, she got a huffin muffin.

For real?

Yeah man, that shits like a meadow. I could stay down there all day!!!

by K.S. Pickles June 06, 2015

Furry Muffin

Slang for extremly Hairy vagina, which needs to be trimmed.

wow thats one furry muffin *pulls out trimmers*

by Spadonk March 12, 2012

booty muffin

A questionable scientific term used to describe external hemorrhoids.

Hey Katie, my booty muffins are on fire today!

by gwynplaine85 August 06, 2014

warm muffin

A hot muffled lady fart.

Denise let go a warm muffin in the elevator.

by skaught83 May 04, 2014

muffin pits

a pet name used to describe someone with squishy-like underarms

Aww! You look so cute today muffin pits!
My little muffin pits.

by Heathcliff-Kate Bush July 23, 2008

Chunk Muffin

1. A softy; someone who looks tough but is a whimp.
2. A noob or newbie

Dude, see that guy over there lifting weights he's a total Chunk Muffin, if you pinched him he'd start crying

by Kuk March 27, 2008