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The Zombification of Singapore Math

When math writers and publishers in the “fine” city of Singapore discover that math-anxious students are more inclined or motivated to solve brain-unfriendly word problems or fiendish questions that involve ghosts, vampires, zombies, and other paranormal or satanic figures rather than those dealing with humans or animals.
The zombification of Singapore math has alarmed a number of conservative or puritan parents and homeschoolers both locally and abroad, especially in red-pilled states that have a significant proportion of ultra-MAGA or anti-woke voters.
by Numerati January 20, 2024
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Math delicious

When someone is very attractive and you are willing to suffer for them
No they're just looking very veryy math delicious!
by Jackbox212 January 24, 2024
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math

a word to scare the frick out of your friends.
Friend: What do those boxes contain?
You: Use math to find out.
Friend: WAIT NOO-
by TortoiseAxo February 4, 2024
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Math

Noun: Misspelling of meth.
Noun: Shortened word for Mathematics
Man: i love math
Me: Math or Meth?
by Just a smith November 20, 2023
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Math

The coolest thing that everyone hates.

According to Mr. Incredible, it's math.
I don't care if UrbanDictonary cums in my eye socket and throws me in the devil's urethra I stand my ground and I love math.
by Anony. Res November 24, 2023
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Sparx maths

Something that makes you want to shoot yourself in the balls 17 times and gives clinical depression. This site was created by Hitler and the devil brainstorming worse ways for torture and suffering all I have received from this site is a death wish and pain. Fuck sparx.
Daniel: "oh no I've got Sparx maths due tomorrow"
Brydin: "alright, I'll load the gun"
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Math

Math, which stands for "Mental abuse to human" is an ancient torturing method which is still being used today as a deadly subject.
what da hail do u think do i have to make an example huh Math
by Krplz_ December 6, 2023
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