may 23

national hug ur gf / bf day and if u don’t ur rubbish at dating xx

“go hug ur bf it’s may 23!”

by Emm200000 May 21, 2022

may 15

may 15 is ass pic day! your girlfriend is supposed to send an ass pic today

ass pic day! meaning you receive an ass pic on may 15

by hmm don’t worry May 15, 2022

May 15

Buy a girl named Chloe a gift. She is the most amazing character in your life and you must let her know. (Chloe's love chocolate, clothes, and funky socks.)

Its May 15! I have to get the Chloe's I know a gift!

by sonik x bonik April 04, 2022

May 15

National talk trash about your ex day

“It’s may 15!”
“Go talk about __ then!”

by May 14, 2022

May 21st

May 21st is national stick your hand in a bowl of spaghetti day.

*sticks hand in spaghetti*
“What the fuck are you doing Daniel”
“Its May 21st”

by Violin._sandwich April 20, 2022

The Billy Mays

When you are having sex and the man is ready to cum. He pulls out, cums a little then grips his penis to stop and then shouts"ohh wait there's more!!" And finishes cumming.

"Bro check it I was with this girl last night...gave her the billy mays..ohh bro she never saw that coming!"

by K. Skellington November 22, 2020

May 21

National have a sleepover with your besties day

girl: guess what
girl: what?
girl: it’s may 21st
girl: SLEEPOVER

by kimbiya May 03, 2022