Jordan

Seems nice and smart but has no idea what he/she is talking about.
Jordan is a real retard
by Minodle May 02, 2019
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You know the vibes! Jordan loves his Mexican food, especially tortas. Jordan is also part time comedian. A Jordan loves to chow at the diner. Talk to him nice.
“Hey did you see Jordan today?”

“Yeah he was eating some tacos
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Jordan is a chill ass nigga who put that shit on every fuckin day with no effort. He get more motion then most these lame ass niggas do and will take yo hoe if u not careful. He really nonchalant fr but will spazz out if a nigga get to trim.
Jordan get more hoes then you

Jordan said he gon beat yo ass twin
by Woof getting grimy November 21, 2023
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Jordan, he is one with his emotions. Wears his heart on his sleeve, feels everything so intensely!

Yes, he’s soft but he’s very head strong. Determined. Committed to anything he sets his heart on. Fall in love with a Jordan, and you’ll never forget it.

He will show you life like you’ve never known and show you versions of yourself you never thought existed!!

Break Jordan’s heart and you’ll regret it for the rest of your life.

His past is HARD so he loves even harder!

Cherish him, because a love like his is hard to come by. There might be some rough patches being with him, but when it comes down to it, it’s ALL worth it.
Jordan? He’s beautiful!

I wish a Jordan Loved me (:
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The gayest Richmond FC fag you'll ever meet. Man mispronounces words like three and thrust by saying "free" and "frust". He is also very competitive and likes bullying Syrus a lot.
Jordan is a Richmond dud
by KocsisTheWestCoastFag July 27, 2022
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A down to earth twaker from the country south twack pack. He is understanding and has a good heart. He sticks up for those he cares about and loves to tweak on bikes and sound systems. He enjoys fishing and spending his moments trying to be positive and happy for no one but himself. He is a troubled soul with many struggles and pain on his shoulders but strong willed

with a huge heart and hes smarter than he leads on to be. Dont let him fool you. He knows he is destined to be great. He is funny and a smidge of a Dick sometimes but all around a very good person to call your friend.
Jordan is the one guy who wears captain potato capes at your local party.
by Thisisforgiggles March 14, 2019
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Jordan is Olivias boyfriend.
"Wow, that Jordan guy is cool!"

"His girlfriend Olivia will KILL you if you ever say that again."
by NotKiddingGirls September 05, 2023
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