Jordan

an incredibly cute and hilarious guy that always knows how to put a smile on your face. he’s very athletic and attracts all the ladies. just by the way of his words he can make you fall for him instantly. his smile makes you blush. He’s really goofy and a bit clumsy at times. But Jordan’s are really good at listening when you need someone. You could talk to him for hours. But he might fall asleep on you because he’s such a hard worker. He loves and cares for his family so much. Hes willing to do whatever it takes to put a smile on your face. He’s definitely dad material. Despite his past he looks at the bright side of things. Jordan’s can be a bit cheesy but really know how to flirt. Jordan’s are an amazing best friend/boyfriend. If you have a Jordan in your life, KEEP THEM!!

“Jordan is soo sweet. I’m crushing on him so hard.”

by Brooklyn;))) April 7, 2019

Jordan

Literally so perfect, has a bit of a higher pitched voice but sounds sweet. He is very tall and sporty with an amazing body. His hair is fabulous and soft and you will always just want to run your hand through it. He is so caring and sweet and if you’re special to him he will do anything to protect you. If you cry, he’ll cry. If you are happy, he’s happy. He’s the most perfect person you will ever meet and you will never forget the time you had with him, he’s so funny and can make hilarious faces. He’s gorgeous and amazing.

Friend: who’s Jordan?

Me: don’t even get me started..

by GIDDY UP BITCH April 7, 2019

Jordan

ugly ass, Little Bill head ass nigga with chicken legs, commonly known as L

Person A: Aye man, you seen that guy?
Person B: Yeah, didn't he have a cancelled Nick Jr. Show
Person A: Oh, that's a Jordan, we see him a lot near trash cans

by THasseekid1213 April 10, 2019

Jordan Sand

Medicinal product developed in eastern Petra preferably inhaled through a hookah pipe or through the nostrils.

Mohammed is on that Jordan sand again

by Band Substance Abuse April 13, 2019

Jordan

An amazing girl who is always there for her friends when they need her. A Jordan is hardworking and tough and can get through anything! Some people take her for granted and think she's being a bitch, but in reality she's hurting inside. A Jordan loves all animals, and she loves sweet things and food. If you ever have a Jordan as a friend, care for her, be willing to follow her to the ends of the Earth, and she'll do the same for you.

Jordan was the only person that comforted me in my time of sorrow.

by Anonymouse and cheese April 14, 2019

Jordan

A fat kid with the worst of jokes. He never really pulls any woman and gets picked on by them quite often. Jordan says he has his life set but he’s truly falling apart on the inside. His best friend is his right hand.

“You are so ugly, you must be a Jordan”
“That joke was lame you must have heard it from Jordan”

by Downrightmean September 12, 2019

Jordan

You know the vibes! Jordan loves his Mexican food, especially tortas. Jordan is also part time comedian. A Jordan loves to chow at the diner. Talk to him nice.

“Hey did you see Jordan today?”

“Yeah he was eating some tacos”

by Jordantacos7 September 23, 2019