A fat kid with the worst of jokes. He never really pulls any woman and gets picked on by them quite often. Jordan says he has his life set but he’s truly falling apart on the inside. His best friend is his right hand.
by Downrightmean September 12, 2019
Get the Jordanmug. Jordan is typically one of the few male creatures with a unreasonably large log between his beefy thighs, they say all Jordan's have their 3rd leg measured with a trundle wheel by the age of 11. by the age of 17 their cock is incredibly destructive as the force it gathers with its swings is so insurmountable that anyone in its way will perish. due to the amount of blood circulating through this log of theirs there heart has to work overtime, meaning they will die an early death, which if didn't happen civilization as we know it will most certainly collapse and fall under the supremacy of all of the Jordan cocks circulating through the cock economy.
by JordanCultFollower May 22, 2022
Get the Jordanmug. by glock0gan5 March 16, 2023
Get the national jordan shoe daymug. that nigga is dumb
by chase muse September 15, 2023
Get the jordanmug. by Yeeeeboyyyy June 11, 2019
Get the Jordans Mommug. Get the Jordanmug. 