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vampire job

when a girl with a thirst for blood-cum viciously attacks the erected penis and sucks out all the semenated blood, infecting the new carrier of the virus gona - sypha - herpe - scaby - genital - blood - a - TITUS
As adolf allernipples was sitting on the john, an infected vampire with the virus gona - sypha - herpe - scaby - genital - bloodATITUS attacked adolf's captain mickhead and gave him a vampire job
by meowpoop November 28, 2007
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snow job

as of the last week of April, 2006, "snow job" can refer to the lies, distortions and evasive non-answers given to members of the press at daily White House press briefings. (The new WH Press Secretary is Tony Snow, formerly of FOX News.)
When the White House correspondents were told that the president was "concerned" about high gas prices, they knew they were getting the usual Snow Job.

Press: "Hey Tony - why does the President think he's above the law and can do anything he wants to?"

TS: "It's White House policy not to comment on an ongoing investigation."

Press, muttering: "What a Snow Job."
by snookybeh May 9, 2006
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Rim jobs

I hate Metroid Prime I also like to give rim jobs.
by Anonymous October 30, 2003
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Blue job

A task which is always done by the man in a relationship. (Pink jobs are done by the woman)
Emptying the bins is a blue job in our household
by SiameseWhite August 13, 2009
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city job

A government job that offers great benefits,pay and/or pensions. Benefits include but are not limited to: health, dental, sick leave, steady hours, holiday pay and a pension package among others. It's is usually a well compensated position compared to working for a private company.

The term "city job" is usually used by the lower class/working poor. (Generalizing)They prefer the stability of working for the government than working under a boss in the private sector. (Unverified) Some states in America are "at will" which means the private company can fire you anytime for any reason, this is not so when working for the government. There needs to be a really big reason to fire you. Which makes someone less susceptible to the whims of a boss.
City job in Pop culture:

In the song Proud Mary(Tina Turner) the lyrics include : "left a good job in the city, working for the man every night and day."

city job Common phrase:That girl got hired at the city! She's going to retire with a good pension.
by Yellow77 November 6, 2019
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dude job

Similar to a footjob, but instead of feet it's like from an entire dude
bro fo you want a dude job? because I'm totally up for that
by HaroldIsSleepy July 19, 2023
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graduate job

Something that all university students are told they must set out to attain, without which their life will be deemed societally worthless and all their dreams will never come true.
Got a graduate job yet Steve?

No not yet.

Sorry to hear that...have you considered having yourself euthanised?
by Gigga n00b June 29, 2016
mugGet the graduate jobmug.

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