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Jeter

A word that many Red Sox fans say after they fart in order to warn others, but originally in order to protect themselves from being punched by their friends. Based on the "safety game" in which anyone who farts must say "safety" before someone else says "doorknob", lest the farter be punched by everyone until they can touch a doorknob. "Jeter" replaces "safety", while "Nomar" replaces "doorknob". By extension, "Jeter" is also commonly exclaimed while, or immediately after, defecating.
Person #1: "Jeter"
Person #2: "Ugh, that fart stinks!"
by AL9000 January 24, 2009
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Jeta Lag

Illness caused by travelling by a wolksvagen jeta which is older than 30 years.The car is still being driven in poor countries like Serbia.With it's crapy shocks,leaking doors,rough ride is garantied!
Steva:Hey bro , how was your trip?
Dzoni:Damn man,I'm feeling sick cuz of this jeta lag
by Warrior's code February 6, 2012
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Jetsun

A dude. LOVES hot wheels and hanging with the boys. and occasional girl. Booty so thiCC ya'll can't resist.
Stop smacking Jetsun's ass!
by OxferdDicktionary October 4, 2017
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Jettrin

Jettrin thinks he’s good at basketball
by Yeetus_Fetus_Deletus November 29, 2018
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jet00b

A wanna be jet0r and/or a suck-up to jet0r who is also a noob
random noob: Hi jet0r, can i be your friend so I can get 1,000,000 GP in Runescape?

Jet0r: Shutup... Jet00b!
by jet0r August 27, 2003
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Jetsonic

in the now old-fashioned style of the future as envisioned in the 1950's and 1960's, when it was assumed that all problems would be conquered by science by now, that we would live to 125, travel in personal spaceships, have robotic servants, and that Mom would prepare dinner in pill form with the touch of a finger in her space kitchen.
The old Star Trek episodes have a distinctly Jetsonic feel to them today.

That big concrete icon at LAX looks Jetsonic now.
by Yaybob January 3, 2008
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Jethr0x

Jethr0x is one of the BEST RuneScape Autoers, and Fire capers. As of November 13th, 2008, his Cape count is 85. He has a macro for almost everything. He also owns #omg on the SwiftIRC Network :).
Holy shit, I just saw Jethr0x! HE was so fucking leet!!!
by Yung_Waffles March 30, 2009
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