James Smith

an adult porn star who was featured in Mike Stelling Beat the meat classic

That James Smith sure likes meat in his mouth

by dr phillip swanson December 7, 2006

LeBrown James

What people call NBA player LeBron James if they are racist and/or dislike him.

LeBrown James sucks! Did you see that bitch miss an open layup?

by The Best UD User May 14, 2017

Alex James

Bass guitarist for the British band Blur, who is currently residing in the country as a farmer and cheese maker. Aside from Blur, he has also been in WigWam and Fat Les, and has worked with Sophie Ellis-Bextor. He also writes for The Guardian, and does TV work.

Who is the bass player for Blur?
I think it's Alex James.
Oh. My dad thinks he's a bit of a tosser.

by B.O.B.P September 4, 2009

Naughty James

Naughty James is the heir to the crown of Dreamland. Constant manufacturer of drama, fantasy and petulance on the internet, the ends of which are a complete mystery even to himself.

"Naughty James have my books arrived yet?"
"they're in the post lol"

by orqi March 2, 2009

James Blunt

Modern rhyming slang for cunt.

You, sir, are a James Blunt.

by .rhys. September 13, 2005

James Gordon

Commissioner of GCPD (Gotham City Police Department), James (or usually called "Jim" by his peers) Gordon is a fictional character in the universe of DC Comics, he is mostly known for his collaboration with Batman.

"Jim!" Detective Harvey was calls out to his partner.
James Gordon is believed to be the first batman support character.

by Kinji December 4, 2016

James Bondify

to turn an everyday, ordinary thing into a device or gadget that can be used for clandestine activity while still retaining its outward, uninteresting appearance.

"Holy shit! You James Bondified that biotch!"

by Kyle B January 29, 2005