Small dick Carl

A Carl with a very small penis. He compensates by driving big trucks, and owning a collection of very large chainsaws.

Look at that guy with the really big chainsaw! I think it's Small dick Carl!

by Profound Observations July 11, 2025

Bought a small piece of the bank

When you suck a fart out of a midgets butthole.

Tiny was feeling gassy so I bought a small piece of the bank.

by All Bets Hedged July 27, 2021

very small

your dick

"Damn bro, your pp is very small"

by akingsinta November 30, 2021

Small angry child

Small child named Aaden who is always angry for no fucking reason

Small angry child: fuck you!
Hazel: why are you such a brat?!
Small angry child: because I’m small angry child!

by Theshakenneverland May 14, 2022

small pee pee man

used to describe someone who is being an absolute bitch

bro 1: “stoppp come on man”
bro 2: “bro why u bein such a small pee pee man”

by NalaWyu February 24, 2019

I have a weird fetish for small holes

Yes

I have a weird fetish for small holes please help this sucks

by Notnoc January 15, 2021

small hours

Part/period of the day that goes from 00:00 until 05:59.

Small hours.

by ÇÑÝÇÑÝÇÑÝ June 25, 2025