Hi I'm Aiden

Gay cuck who makes the worst content you have ever seen, do not subscribe and do not watch these awful videos

"Hi I'm Aiden, i have a stupid fucking name and my channel is shit"
"shut the fuck up aiden, we hate you"

by Walrus 26 August 8, 2019

I'm allergic to shrimp

I'm allergic to small dick

jenny: "doesn't your boyfriend have a small dick"
kim: "yeah i'm allergic to shrimp"

by The Jumbo Shrimp March 2, 2017

I'm Right Here

A more succinct and civil way of telling someone that they are speaking too loud.

"YO DAWG DID YOU HEAR ABOUT-"

"Shhh. I'm right here."

by Ubeenbamboozledson February 18, 2022

I'm running Ninja

In reference to Call of Duty games, it is a fancy way of saying "Nobody will hear me" when you are sneaking into or out of a house or other building you weren't supposed to leave/enter to begin with.

Buddy: Dude, are you seriously going to come with me later? Won't your parents hear you?

You: Relax, I'm running Ninja up in this biatch.

by AL_PS3 March 2, 2011

I'm too gay for this

When you are gay and you see a cute girl/boy. Or someone straight tries too flirt with you.

Example 1:
Girl 1: omg, that Girl is so cute!
Girl 2: Yeah, I'm too gay for this.
Example 2:
Random dude:hello there cutie
Me:oh no, I'm too gay for this.

by Gayguuurl August 15, 2019

I'm just sayin'

A conciliatory phrase to defuse a judgmental, but true, statement.

You are charging $150 for 15 minutes of work?! I'm just sayin'. Actually meaning, you know that's not right.

by Storkdiva January 22, 2017

i'm so shitted

A drunk text expression instead of saying I'm so drunk.

At a party
Person one: hey what's up
Person two (drunk): I'm so shitted
Person one: fuckin rad

by Attention blog November 12, 2013