Girlfriend

a waste of time: a bad use of time, time spent doing useless or unnecessary things.

Wow, fuck a girlfriend. i'd rather play with some money than play with some pussy.

by LuchGooch November 26, 2020

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The Perfect Girlfriend

Simply the one. The girl you can’t dare to think about hurting. The one you dream about kissing on Halloween and wake up guilt ridden because you know how uncomfortable she would be if you told her. The girl that is always on your mind. The one that you want to wake up next to after a late night shopping streak. The one you want to dance in the kitchen with. The one you want to watch walk towards you on the aisle The one you could never hate. The perfect Girlfriend is you, Malana.

My love, is the perfect girlfriend.

by morrisdidurmum October 27, 2022

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Girlfriend

Passive aggressive attacks and you using my vernacular... The world is basically my girlfriend at this point....

Hym "Hahaha! You're practically my girlfriend! Come on honey, throw daddy some booty."

by Hym Iam February 15, 2023

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National Buy your Girlfriend a Chinchilla Day

7/8/2023 Every year is National Buy your Girlfriend a Chinchilla Day. This day celebrates the occasion where girlfriends are gifted a Chinchilla for their love and joy they bring to their significant other. A chinchilla costs on average $150 - $350 USD meaning an extra cost of living will be added to those with beautiful girlfriends.

One stormy night on the Seventh of August;

Boyfriend: Hey Girlfriend, guess what I got you!
Girlfriend: Omg, what is it?!
Boyfriend: A chinchilla!
Girlfriend: OMG I LOVE CHINCHILLA'S! WHY DID YOU GET ME ONE?
Boyfriend: Because it is National Buy your Girlfriend a Chinchilla Day!

by I look like a bookshelf August 7, 2023

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