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A Mother who is not present in her children's lives but acts like she is.

A mom who physically can be present but doesn't parent or care for her children.
Joan says her mom is a ghost mom because she's never around to support her or care for her so they call her by her first name instead of mom.
ghost mom by McEEK May 14, 2016
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ghost poo 

a poo that leaves no evidence of it's existence. No wiping required.
I did a ghost poo and i didnt' even need to wipe
ghost poo by TheQueen111 May 25, 2016

ghost touch 

She Gave Ben Good Top.
Ghost Touch: She Stuck It All The Way In Her Mouth
ghost touch by GetTheGhostTouch November 16, 2016

Ghost Crush 

Someone that you have had feelings for in the past and have gone, but, you still think highly of them & still acknowledge that they are attractive, anagous to a ghost. Someone that was alive, is no longer, and you haven’t forgotten about them.

Also may be willing to date if asked, because you know that it wouldn’t be hard to regain feelings for said person.
P1: Why are you always so nice to Sydney?
P2: She’s a ghost crush of mine
Ghost Crush by Drag unit April 16, 2018
A short haired male German shepherd, named after the wolf ghost on game of thrones. He is a giant and despite his size he is a loverly dog when he's calm. If he is hipped (hi-ped) up he will probably nock you over. And be VERRY carful of his saliva because it's like glue
YELL ghosty bear! AND HIS ERES GO DOWN AND HE RUNS STRAIT FOR YOU.

Ghost stroke 

Ghost stroke(s) are when you lay on your arm until it falls asleep, and then jerk off with that same arm.
β€œIt feels like someone else is doing it when you ghost stroke.”
Ghost stroke by Pseudonah October 1, 2018

Ghost Cheeks 

When you sit down on the toilet and can feel the warmth of the previous occupants butt cheeks
John sat down and was horrified to feel ghost cheeks
Ghost Cheeks by 0 IQ Jayyson November 15, 2019