feel test

The test a woman or man gives a new guy to see how much dick they are packing before you decide to give them a chance to fuck. To conduct the test, you have to feel the man’s dick through his pants and get it hard so you can then measure it via how much of your hand it takes up.

I did a feel test on the new dude I’m talking to the and he’s got enough dick for me to fuck him.

by PrincessofBwoodNY March 20, 2024

feels

n. a way for a person to describe their emotion

something that hits their heart, not physically.

The feels in No Game No Life : Zero is so unbearable. I literally have tears flowing down from my face

by EdgarNonsense June 1, 2018

feelings cap

when a girl try’s to say she doesn’t like a guy when it’s clearly obvious

Ex: Bro today I heard maddy try to say she doesn’t like luke, that’s such a cap. (feelings cap)

by Franxzy October 15, 2019

feel the yellow

When non-asians especially white people have such romantic feelings for asians, meaning they feel the yellow

Me: I feel the yellow
You: you love asians huh?
Me: mhm

That Polish guy might feel the yellow for that Chinese lady across the bar

by Factomatics October 15, 2022

Can I feel your heartbeat

A excuse often made by men to touch a woman’s tit and to not sound like a rapist at the same time

“Can I feel your heartbeat?”
“Hm oh sure”

by Cow_Tracks September 21, 2020

feeling silly

When someone is feeling a little horny...

"Im feeling a little silly..."

feeling silly tonight

by inexorableidle April 23, 2023

Feeling mellowed

Feeling mellowed Basically means feeling really high with an ideal bpm of 9bpm

“Mate are you feeling mellowed “

by Stayout March 16, 2019