Facebook Neutral 

The ideal state of a Facebook user. Doesn't comment too often, doesn't fight with people, doesn't like any pages, and most of all only posts a few status' so when they actually do post something it doesn't piss people off and they are actually interested. They mainly use Facebook to keep track of friends not to annoy them with their hour to hour schedule.

Person 1 Wow that status is so interesting
Person 2 Ya usually he is Facebook Neutral.

Facebook Neutral by Ddawg447 December 6, 2011

Facebook slapper 

A Facebook slapper is a woman who is constantly sharing FB pictures of herself in "sexy" poses or "sexy" outfits, but who happens NOT to be the least bit sexy. The Facebook slapper usually has at least one Facebook friend (usally a gay male or a slapper girlfriend) who enthusiastically supports and encourages her in this endeavour, which onlyl causes her to continue sharing such pictures. For everyone else, the pictures serve as great entertainment, but not in the way the Facebook slapper intends.

"Lucinda is at it again. Take a look at what this Facebook slapper is wearing! A t-shirt which is too small for her, and also a bit see-through; her nips are the size of dinner plates!"

Facebook slapper by Dabro October 25, 2012

facebook floosy 

A person who will take every one as their friend. Even if they don't like them.

Matt went to a party and recieved a friend invite from everyone there. He accepts them all as he is a facebook floosy.

facebook floosy by Mcbeefy November 26, 2013

Facebook Amnesia 

A state of confusion found while looking through your news feed and seeing posts from facebook friends that you can't even remember adding. not remembering why they are connected to you, where they came from, where they live, or in what capacity you've met them in real life.

upon viewing his news feed he sat back bewildered, asking himself “who the hell are all these people? i don't remember any of them!” he realized he was suffering from facebook amnesia.

Facebook Amnesia by CurvedMirror April 17, 2014

Facebook Stalker

A person who is usually liking or commenting on everything you post, Copies your statuses and pics and layout style likes your statuses that you posted from months ago after having a good snoop around your page and knows everything and remembers everything you post on facebook

Person has liked your status from 3 months ago
You:wtf didn't I post this from like three months ago??? I think I've got a facebook stalker

Person has same profile pic as you and background layout
You:Dude I seriously think this person is stalking me they've copied my picture pose and even got the same background layout

Person:I saw his facebook check in he's at McDonalds lets go to McDonalds
Person 2: You are such a facebook stalker it's like your obsessed with this guy?

Person:Yeah I heard it was your mothers Birthday last week so I bought her a belated Birthday present
You:Ok and how did you know it was my mums Birthday?
Person:Oh I saw it on your facebook
You:Thinks to self 'facebook stalker'

Facebook Stalker by Lenny45 July 6, 2014

facebook garbage 

the posts that would be better left not posted, also known as TMI & dirty laundry. amusing at times, but not necessarily for human consumption.

"Looks like it's time to adjust my news feed settings, and take out the facebook garbage!"

facebook garbage by who's your mama November 9, 2014

Facebook Preacher 

1. A Person who is a preacher but would rather spend all their time on Facebook bashing other Preachers instead of doing what they were called to do.

That person is such a Facebook Preacher, I never see them outside of the Church except on Sundays. They stay on Facebook.

Facebook Preacher by Bishop2014 December 3, 2014