To describe something that is fat or phat, something that is ugly, or something that doesn't know how to do something; an insult
by weeaboohunter420begonstthotty April 19, 2018

Incorrect 'bodged, cheap electrical craftsmanship, as a result of a large number of unskilled, inexperienced, beta males. in a closed environment.
when viewing poor electrical installation - 'who has succumbed to the Evans effect', 'have i just entered the Evans effect'
by Final Twinkler March 26, 2021

An asshole, who is usually stupid. Evans usually have terrible hair. Nobody likes an Evan except to make fun of his terrible hair.
I give my condolences to anyone who ever goes out with an Evan.
I give my condolences to anyone who ever goes out with an Evan.
I hate Evan.
by Bruh42069666 November 19, 2019

an awesome handsome white fellow who gets all the girls and is a chickmagnet. he is a athlete who playes hockey, soccer, baseball, skiing.
by james klives September 17, 2017

by Random homo sapien November 9, 2019

He's a hot guy usually blond. He's a serious athlete and a pretty decent student. He has a really big dick and has nice abs. He dreams about having kids with his gf or crush all the time. He's totally adorable!!!
by Karenrooney April 20, 2017
